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C# / Говнокод #1716

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var ids = form.Keys;

if(ids.Length == 0 || ids.Length > 1) { throw Exception;}

кидать исключение если ids.Length !=1

xrundelek, 28 Августа 2009

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Куча / Говнокод #18003

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"brutushafens", "ebal3_14","ebal_mamu_3_14","putin_xyilo","3_14-pidoraha","gde_siski_blyat","ebal3_14",
             "vi_vse_pidarasi","ebanutie_sobaki","peremoga_ili_zrada","da_vi_ohueli","poluebki","3_14_nu_ti_i_mudak",
             "3_14-huesos","novorossi9-huesossi9","jjjgirteo", "xyja4it", "StackBlower","bawluntuk", "Kaffier", 
             "patah", "Xalyazij", "mauntin","sukablya","slava_ukraine","xyilka",
             "Parazit", "kalximik", "Sundukovskiy", "Talbin", "eblankah", "krokodildoh", "karbagol", "youloh",
             "marixyan", "Germanik", "vavizh", "Bubby", "xavij", "vadim", "isivgr", "Zuruck", "hhhh5", "anawistka", 
             "NigerFromGabbanah", "Gromov", "maldyn003", "Iydywka", "treoie", "blandermein", "botbatbotbatbot", 
             "gzhegow", "zabydligah", "celovalnik", "Miwkarik", "tschedosch", "molasessia", "ambipuur", "hinter", "bayanist", 
             "gazenva85", "kargoudn", "Pikyn", "onnanon"

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Для борьбы с вредителями

kegdan, 16 Апреля 2015

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Си / Говнокод #17787

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printf("Enter item code: ");                                        //Prompts user
scanf ("%14s", codenew1);                                           //Read user input
len = strlen(codenew1);                                             //Read each character into variable len

while (len != strspn(codenew1, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz"))
{
    printf ("Name contains non-alphabet characters. Try again!: "); //Prompts user to try again
    scanf ("%14s", codenew1);                                       //Reads user input
    len = strlen(codenew1);                                         //Read each character into variable len
}                                                                   //Endwhile
strncpy(codenew, codenew1,2);                                       //Copy the first two characters from the variable codenew1
codenew[2] = 0;                                                     //Store first two characters into variavle codenew

for ( j = 0; j < num_items; j++)                                    //Loop for num_items times
{                                                                   //Beginning of for loop
    if (strcmp(array[j].code1, codenew) == 0)                       //If codenew is found in file
    {                                                               //Beginning of if statement
        price[i] = item_qty[i] * array[j].price1;                   //Calculating the price of an item
        printf("Price : %d", price[i]);                             //Prints price
        printf("\nEnter '%s' to confirm: ", array[j].itemname1);    //Confirming the item
        scanf("%19s", item_name1[i]);
        while (strcmp(item_name1[i], array[j].itemname1 )!=0)       //Looping until both item names are the same
        {                                                           //Begin while loop
            printf("Item name is not %s ,Try Again!: ", array[j].itemname1);    //Prompt user to try again
            scanf ("%19s", item_name1[i]);                              //Reads item name into an array
            len = strlen(item_name1[i]);                                //Reads each character into variable len
        }                                                               //End while loop
        len = strlen(item_name1[i]);                                    //Read each character into variable len
        while (len != strspn(item_name1[i], "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz"))    //While len contains non alphabetic characters
        {                                                                       //Beginning while
            printf ("Name contains non-alphabet characters. Try again!: ");     //Prompts user to try again
            scanf ("%19s", item_name1[i]);                                      //Read user input
            len = strlen(item_name1[i]);                                        //Read each character into variable len
        }                                                                       //End while
        strncpy(item_name[i], item_name1[i], 20);                               //Copy the first two characters from the variable codenew1
        item_name[i][20] = 0;                                                   //Store first 20 characters in variable item_name[i]
        total_price+= price[i];                                     //Calculate total price
        break;                                                      //Terminates loop
    }                                                               //End of if statement
    else 
        if (strcmp(array[j].code1, codenew) != 0)                       //If codenew is found in file
        {
            printf("Invalid input! Try again.");
            goto Here;
        }
}                                                           //End of for loop

Бесценные комментарии!
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/29045067/error-check-files

myaut, 14 Марта 2015

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Си / Говнокод #17682

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for (j = 0; j < NUM_DMA_BUFFERS; j++)
        *(int *)dev->channel[0].virtDma[j] = 0x1235+j;

ЯННП

codemonkey, 23 Февраля 2015

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C++ / Говнокод #17579

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#include <stdint.h>
#include <Windows.h>
#include <intrin.h>

typedef long dt;

namespace {
	dt InitializationIsInProgress = 0;
	dt InitializationIsFinished = 0;
}

dt InterlockedLoad(dt volatile * t){
	return InterlockedCompareExchange(t, 0, 0);
}

dt InterlockedAssign(dt volatile * t, dt v){
	dt c = 0;
	while (c = InterlockedCompareExchange(t, v, c));
}

void InitializeSystem(){
	if (InterlockedLoad(&InitializationIsFinished) == 1)
		return;
	while (InterlockedCompareExchange(&InitializationIsInProgress, 1, 0) == 1) Sleep(0);
	//__ReadWriteBarrier();
	if (InterlockedLoad(&InitializationIsFinished) == 1)
		return;
	Work();
	InterlockedAssign(&InitializationIsFinished, 1);
	InterlockedAssign(&InitializationIsInProgress, 0);
}

Не судите строга. Воспользуюсь как пастебином. Если найдете ошибки - пришлю пирожок.

LispGovno, 04 Февраля 2015

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C# / Говнокод #17557

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private static string RemoveInvalidChars(string source)
{
    foreach (var c in invalidChars)
        source = source.Replace(c.ToString(), "");

    return source;
}

public static string Validate(string source)
{
    source = RemoveInvalidChars(source);

    return source;
}

pushistayapodmyshka, 02 Февраля 2015

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C# / Говнокод #17547

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public static IEnumerable<T> Remove<T>(this IEnumerable<T> source, T key)
{
    return source.Where(element => !element.Equals(key));
}

public static IEnumerable<string> Remove(this IEnumerable<string> source, string key)
{
    return source.Where(element => element != key);
}

Немного велосипедостроения.

pushistayapodmyshka, 30 Января 2015

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C# / Говнокод #17532

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void client_DownloadProgressChanged(object sender, DownloadProgressChangedEventArgs e)
{
    double bytesIn = double.Parse(e.BytesReceived.ToString());
    double totalBytes = double.Parse(e.TotalBytesToReceive.ToString());
    double percentage = bytesIn / totalBytes * 100;
    label2.Text = "Downloaded " + e.BytesReceived + " of " + e.TotalBytesToReceive;
    progressBar1.Value = int.Parse(Math.Truncate(percentage).ToString());
}

Вычилсяем проценты :D

Xekep, 28 Января 2015

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Си / Говнокод #17449

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struct hostent *rc_gethostbyname(const char *hostname)
{
	struct 	hostent *hp;
#ifdef GETHOSTBYNAME_R
#if defined (GETHOSTBYNAMERSTYLE_SYSV) || defined (GETHOSTBYNAMERSTYLE_GNU)
	struct 	hostent hostbuf;
	size_t	hostbuflen;
	char	*tmphostbuf;
	int	res;
	int	herr;
	
	hostbuflen = 1024;
	tmphostbuf = malloc(hostbuflen);
#endif
#endif

#ifdef GETHOSTBYNAME_R
#if defined (GETHOSTBYNAMERSTYLE_GNU)
	while ((res = gethostbyname_r(hostname, &hostbuf, tmphostbuf, hostbuflen, &hp, &herr)) == ERANGE)
	{
		/* Enlarge the buffer */
		hostbuflen *= 2;
		tmphostbuf = realloc(tmphostbuf, hostbuflen);
	}
	free(tmphostbuf);
#elif defined (GETHOSTBYNAMERSTYLE_SYSV)
	hp = gethostbyname_r(hostname, &hostbuf, tmphostbuf, hostbuflen, &herr);
	free(tmphostbuf);
#else
	hp = gethostbyname(hostname);
#endif
#else
	hp = gethostbyname(hostname);
#endif

	if (hp == NULL) {
		return NULL;
	}
	return hp;
}

freeradius-client 1.1.6, казалось бы серьезная либа... Говно мамонта, конечно, но оно валяется в репе бубунты 14.10... Неужели никто еще не заметил? :)

bormand, 15 Января 2015

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C# / Говнокод #17407

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GetDate(string dateTimeText){
                DateTime date = new DateTime();
                String[] parsedDate = dateTimeText.Split('/');
                bool allNumbers = true;

                foreach (string s in parsedDate)
                {
                    int value;
                    if (!int.TryParse(s, out value) && allNumbers)
                    {
                        allNumbers = false;
                    }
                }
                if (parsedDate.Length == 3 && allNumbers)
                {
                    String newDateText = parsedDate[1] + "/" + parsedDate[0] + "/" + parsedDate[2];

                    DateTime.TryParse(newDateText, out date);
                }
 return date;
}

парсинг юзеринпута в датетайм пикере

zxxc, 05 Января 2015

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.