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PHP / Говнокод #18149

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public function api() {
	...
	if ($this->validate()) {
		if ($store_info) {
			$url = $store_info['ssl'];
		} else {
			$url = HTTPS_CATALOG;
		}
		if (isset($this->session->data['cookie']) && isset($this->request->get['api'])) {
			...
			$curl = curl_init();
			// Set SSL if required
			if (substr($url, 0, 5) == 'https') {
				curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_PORT, 443);
			}
			curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_HEADER, false);
			curl_setopt($curl, CURLINFO_HEADER_OUT, true);
			curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_USERAGENT, $this->request->server['HTTP_USER_AGENT']);
			curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYHOST, false);
			curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER, false);
			curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_FORBID_REUSE, false);
			curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, true);
			curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_URL, $url . 'index.php?route=' . $this->request->get['api'] . ($url_data ? '&' . http_build_query($url_data) : ''));
			if ($this->request->post) {
				curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_POST, true);
				curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_POSTFIELDS, http_build_query($this->request->post));
			}
			curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_COOKIE, session_name() . '=' . $this->session->data['cookie'] . ';');
			$json = curl_exec($curl);
			curl_close($curl);

API в опенкарте. Ну, короч, приходит пользователь, дергает АПИ, а я сам в контроллере дергаю свое АПИ. Такая практика.

https://github.com/opencart/opencart/blob/4a151334efc702729071bd8d45a7e4af4e07b3ef/upload/admin/controller/sale/order.php#L2152

Fike, 12 Мая 2015

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PHP / Говнокод #18147

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<?php

/* 
 * To change this license header, choose License Headers in Project Properties.
 * To change this template file, choose Tools | Templates
 * and open the template in the editor.
 */
session_start();
require "db.php";
$id = $_GET["id"];
pagedel($id);
header ("location: index.php");

function pagedel($id){    // функция удаления страниц
    $sql = "DELETE FROM mesage WHERE id=$id";
    mysql_query($sql) or die (mysql_error());
}

?>

не работает фукция удаления строки

radiomonter, 11 Мая 2015

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PHP / Говнокод #18144

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<form method="post" action="/php/form.php" id="add_form">
  <label>Как к Вам обращаться:</label>
  <div class="row">
  <div class="col-lg-6">
    <div class="input-group">
      <span class="input-group-addon glyphicon glyphicon-user"></span>
      <input type="text" class="form-control" name="first_name" placeholder="Имя" aria-label="...">
    </div><!-- /input-group -->
  </div><!-- /.col-lg-6 -->
</div><!-- /.row -->
  <label>Email (не публикуется):</label>
 <div class="input-group">
  <span class="input-group-addon glyphicon glyphicon-envelope " id="basic-addon1"></span>
  <input type="text" class="form-control" name="email" placeholder="Электронная почта" aria-describedby="basic-addon1">
</div>
<label>Телефон (не публикуется):</label>
<div class="input-group">
	  <span class="input-group-addon glyphicon glyphicon-phone"></span>
	  <input type="text" class="form-control" name="phone" placeholder="телефон" aria-describedby="basic-addon1">
	</div>
  
</div>
     <center><label>Опишите суть ситуации:</label></center>
  <div>
<center><textarea name="text" required="" rows="8" style="width: 510;"></textarea></center>
</div>


<dl>

</dl>
      </div>
      <div class="modal-footer"><center>
        <button type="button" class="btn btn-danger" data-dismiss="modal">Отказаться</button>
        <button type="submit" class="btn btn-success"  data-toggle="tooltip" data-placement="right" title="После Вашей заявки,мастер свяжеться с Вами в ближайшее время">Заказать мастера</button>
		</center>
      </div>
    </div>
	</form>

вот сама форма

radiomonter, 11 Мая 2015

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Куча / Говнокод #18141

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URxvt*foreground: #C0C0C0

Вот что монокай с urxvt делает.

codemonkey, 10 Мая 2015

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Java / Говнокод #18140

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String tp22 = "";
int v1 = (Math.random(8))+1;
 if (v1=1)
 { tp22.charAt(1)="a";}
 if (v1=2)
 { tp22.charAt(1)="b";}
 if (v1=3)
 { tp22.charAt(1)="c";}
 if (v1=4)
 { tp22.charAt(1)="d";}
 if (v1=5)
 { tp22.charAt(1)="e";}
 if (v1=6)
 { tp22.charAt(1)="f";}
 if (v1=7)
 { tp22.charAt(1)="g";}
 if (v1=8)
 { tp22.charAt(1)="h";}
 if (v1=9)
 { tp22.charAt(1)="i";}

Получаем случайную букву.

Imp, 10 Мая 2015

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C++ / Говнокод #18139

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typedef enum {
        INIT1=0, INIT2,  INIT3,  INIT4,  INIT5,  INIT6,  INITN,
        BIND1,   BIND2,  BIND3,  BIND4,  BIND5,  BIND6,  BINDN,
        YIELD1,  YIELD2, YIELD3, YIELD4, YIELD5, YIELD6, YIELDN, 
        COMPARE, CHECK, FILTER, CFILTER, PFILTER, CHOOSE, NOOP, CONTINUE,
        GET_ENODE, 
        GET_CGR1, GET_CGR2, GET_CGR3, GET_CGR4, GET_CGR5, GET_CGR6, GET_CGRN,
        IS_CGR
    } opcode;
...
...
...



        switch (m_pc->m_opcode) {
        case INIT1:
            m_app          = m_registers[0];
            if (m_app->get_num_args() != 1)
                goto backtrack;
            m_registers[1] = m_app->get_arg(0);
            m_pc = m_pc->m_next;
            goto main_loop;
            
        case INIT2:
            m_app          = m_registers[0];
            if (m_app->get_num_args() != 2)
                goto backtrack;
            m_registers[1] = m_app->get_arg(0);
            m_registers[2] = m_app->get_arg(1);
            m_pc = m_pc->m_next;
            goto main_loop;
            
        case INIT3:
            m_app          = m_registers[0];
            if (m_app->get_num_args() != 3)
                goto backtrack;
            m_registers[1] = m_app->get_arg(0);
            m_registers[2] = m_app->get_arg(1);
            m_registers[3] = m_app->get_arg(2);
            m_pc = m_pc->m_next;
            goto main_loop;
            
        case INIT4:
            m_app          = m_registers[0];
            if (m_app->get_num_args() != 4)
                goto backtrack;
            m_registers[1] = m_app->get_arg(0);
            m_registers[2] = m_app->get_arg(1);
            m_registers[3] = m_app->get_arg(2);
            m_registers[4] = m_app->get_arg(3);
            m_pc = m_pc->m_next;
            goto main_loop;
            
        case INIT5:
            m_app          = m_registers[0]; 
            if (m_app->get_num_args() != 5)
                goto backtrack;
            m_registers[1] = m_app->get_arg(0);
            m_registers[2] = m_app->get_arg(1);
            m_registers[3] = m_app->get_arg(2);
            m_registers[4] = m_app->get_arg(3);
            m_registers[5] = m_app->get_arg(4);
            m_pc = m_pc->m_next;
            goto main_loop;
            
        case INIT6: 
            m_app          = m_registers[0];
            if (m_app->get_num_args() != 6)
                goto backtrack;
            m_registers[1] = m_app->get_arg(0);
            m_registers[2] = m_app->get_arg(1);
            m_registers[3] = m_app->get_arg(2);
            m_registers[4] = m_app->get_arg(3);
            m_registers[5] = m_app->get_arg(4);
            m_registers[6] = m_app->get_arg(5);
            m_pc = m_pc->m_next;
            goto main_loop;
            
        case INITN:
            m_app      = m_registers[0];
            m_num_args = m_app->get_num_args();
            if (m_num_args != static_cast<const initn *>(m_pc)->m_num_args)
                goto backtrack;
            for (unsigned i = 0; i < m_num_args; i++)
                m_registers[i+1] = m_app->get_arg(i);
            m_pc = m_pc->m_next;
            goto main_loop;

Из изходников STM-солвера Z3
https://github.com/Z3Prover/z3/blob/master/src/smt/mam.cpp#L2298
Почему нельзя было оставить только вариант INITN? Цикл отбирает так много ресурсов?

j123123, 10 Мая 2015

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Java / Говнокод #18138

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class Ship{

public static void main(String []args){
//бла-бла-бла
String s = Ship.getTp22();
}
String getTp22(){
public String tp22 = "-*";
int v1 = (Math.random(8))+1;
 if (v1=1)
 { tp22.charAt(1)="a";}
 if (v1=2)
 { tp22.charAt(1)="b";}
 if (v1=3)
 { tp22.charAt(1)="c";}
 if (v1=4)
 { tp22.charAt(1)="d";}
 if (v1=5)
 { tp22.charAt(1)="e";}
 if (v1=6)
 { tp22.charAt(1)="f";}
 if (v1=7)
 { tp22.charAt(1)="g";}
 if (v1=8)
 { tp22.charAt(1)="h";}
 if (v1=9)
 { tp22.charAt(1)="i";}

return tp22;
}

}

Гениальный способ генерации строки со случайной буквой.

Imp, 10 Мая 2015

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PHP / Говнокод #18136

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//Search from title,content,category,address,zipcode,city
    if ($s_for !== '' && $s_cat !== '' && $s_to !== '') {
        $query = "SELECT *
            FROM
            $wpdb->posts
            INNER JOIN $wpdb->term_relationships
            ON $wpdb->posts.ID = $wpdb->term_relationships.object_id
            LEFT JOIN $wpdb->postmeta 
            ON $wpdb->posts.ID = $wpdb->postmeta.post_id
            WHERE
            $wpdb->posts.post_status = '$cc_post_status'
            AND $wpdb->posts.post_type = '$cc_post_type'
            AND ($wpdb->posts.post_title LIKE '%$s_for%'
            OR $wpdb->posts.post_content LIKE '%$s_for%')
            AND (($wpdb->postmeta.meta_key = '$cc_meta_address' AND $wpdb->postmeta.meta_value LIKE '%$s_to%')
            OR ($wpdb->postmeta.meta_key = '$cc_meta_city' AND $wpdb->postmeta.meta_value = '$s_to')
            OR ($wpdb->postmeta.meta_key = '$cc_meta_zipcode' AND $wpdb->postmeta.meta_value = '$s_to'))
            AND $wpdb->term_relationships.term_taxonomy_id = {$s_cat}
            GROUP BY ID {$limit}";
        //Search from title,content
    } elseif ($s_for !== '' && $s_cat == '' && $s_to == '') {
        $query = "SELECT *
            FROM
            $wpdb->posts
            INNER JOIN $wpdb->term_relationships
            ON $wpdb->posts.ID = $wpdb->term_relationships.object_id
            INNER JOIN $wpdb->terms
            ON $wpdb->term_relationships.term_taxonomy_id = $wpdb->terms.term_id
            WHERE
            $wpdb->posts.post_status = '$cc_post_status' AND post_type = '$cc_post_type' 
            AND ($wpdb->terms.name = '$s_for' or post_title like '%$s_for%' or post_content like '%$s_for%') 
            GROUP BY ID {$limit}";
        //Search from title,content and category
    } elseif ($s_for !== '' && $s_cat !== '' && $s_to == '') {
        $query = "SELECT $wpdb->posts.*
            FROM
            $wpdb->posts
            INNER JOIN $wpdb->term_relationships
            ON $wpdb->posts.ID = $wpdb->term_relationships.object_id
            WHERE
            $wpdb->posts.post_type = '$cc_post_type'
            AND 
            $wpdb->posts.post_status = '$cc_post_status'
            AND
            ($wpdb->posts.post_title LIKE '%$s_for%' OR $wpdb->posts.post_content LIKE '%$s_for%')
            AND
            ($wpdb->term_relationships.term_taxonomy_id = {$s_cat})
            GROUP BY ID {$limit}";
        //Search from category,zip,address and city
    } elseif ($s_for == '' && $s_cat !== '' && $s_to !== '') {
        $query = "SELECT $wpdb->posts.*
            FROM
            $wpdb->posts
            INNER JOIN $wpdb->postmeta
            ON $wpdb->posts.ID = $wpdb->postmeta.post_id
            INNER JOIN $wpdb->term_relationships
            ON $wpdb->posts.ID = $wpdb->term_relationships.object_id
            WHERE
            $wpdb->posts.post_type = '$cc_post_type'
            AND $wpdb->posts.post_status = '$cc_post_status'
            AND
            ($wpdb->term_relationships.term_taxonomy_id = {$s_cat})
            AND (($wpdb->postmeta.meta_key ='$cc_meta_address' AND $wpdb->postmeta.meta_value LIKE '%$s_to%')
            OR ($wpdb->postmeta.meta_key ='$cc_meta_city' AND $wpdb->postmeta.meta_value = '$s_to')
            OR ($wpdb->postmeta.meta_key ='$cc_meta_zipcode' AND $wpdb->postmeta.meta_value = '$s_to'))
            GROUP BY ID {$limit}";
        //Search from category
    } elseif ($s_for == '' && $s_cat !== '' && $s_to == '') {
        $query = "SELECT $wpdb->posts.*
            FROM
            $wpdb->posts
            INNER JOIN $wpdb->term_relationships
            ON $wpdb->posts.ID = $wpdb->term_relationships.object_id
            WHERE
            $wpdb->posts.post_type = '$cc_post_type'
            AND $wpdb->posts.post_status = '$cc_post_status'
            AND
            ($wpdb->term_relationships.term_taxonomy_id = {$s_cat})
            GROUP BY ID {$limit}";
        //Search from address,city and zipcode
    } elseif ($s_for == '' && $s_cat == '' && $s_to !== '') {
        $query = "SELECT $wpdb->posts.*
            FROM
            $wpdb->posts
            INNER JOIN $wpdb->postmeta
            ON $wpdb->posts.ID = $wpdb->postmeta.post_id
            WHERE
            $wpdb->posts.post_type = '$cc_post_type'
            AND $wpdb->posts.post_status = '$cc_post_status'                                  
            AND (($wpdb->postmeta.meta_key ='$cc_meta_address' AND $wpdb->postmeta.meta_value LIKE '%$s_to%')
            OR ($wpdb->postmeta.meta_key ='$cc_meta_city' AND $wpdb->postmeta.meta_value = '$s_to')
            OR ($wpdb->postmeta.meta_key ='$cc_meta_zipcode' AND $wpdb->postmeta.meta_value = '$s_to'))
            GROUP BY ID {$limit}";
        //Search from tags,title,content and zipcode,city,address
    } elseif ($s_for !== '' && $s_cat == '' && $s_to !== '') {

    // And so on .... until all possible combinations of arguments

Classicraft wordpress theme ... luckily he had only 3 arguments :D

alex_123, 09 Мая 2015

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JavaScript / Говнокод #18134

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function cvet(){

var i=Math.ceil(Math.random() *80);

if (i > 0 && i <= 10 ) a = 0;
if (i > 0 && i <= 10 ) b = 0;
if (i > 0 && i <= 10 ) c = 255;
if (i > 0 && i <= 10 ) d = 1;
else

if (i > 10 && i <= 20 ) a = 0;
if (i > 10 && i <= 20 ) b = 0;
if (i > 10 && i <= 20 ) c = 255;
if (i > 10 && i <= 20 ) d = 1;
else
if (i > 20 && i <= 30 ) a = 0;
if (i > 20 && i <= 30 ) b = 255;
if (i > 20 && i <= 30 ) c = 0;
if (i > 20 && i <= 30 ) d = 1;
else
if (i > 30 && i <= 40 ) a = 0;
if (i > 30 && i <= 40 ) b = 255;
if (i > 30 && i <= 40 ) c = 255;
if (i > 30 && i <= 40 ) d = 1;
else
if (i > 40 && i <= 50 ) a = 255;
if (i > 40 && i <= 50 ) b = 0;
if (i > 40 && i <= 50 ) c = 0;
if (i > 40 && i <= 50 ) d = 1;
else
if (i > 50 && i <= 60 ) a = 255;
if (i > 50 && i <= 60 ) b = 0;
if (i > 50 && i <= 60 ) c = 255;
if (i > 50 && i <= 60 ) d = 1;
else
if (i > 60 && i <= 70 ) a = 255;
if (i > 60 && i <= 70 ) b = 255;
if (i > 60 && i <= 70 ) c = 0;
if (i > 60 && i <= 70 ) d = 1;
else
if (i > 70 && i <= 80 ) a = 255;
if (i > 70 && i <= 80 ) b = 255;
if (i > 70 && i <= 80 ) c = 255;
if (i > 70 && i <= 80 ) d = 1;

Целиком: https://jsfiddle.net/allcoma/x85w48Lj/

buyfn, 09 Мая 2015

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.