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PHP / Говнокод #14283

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$actions = new BlogsActions;
return $actions::model();

платили бы им за строчки кода...

CRRaD, 26 Декабря 2013

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PHP / Говнокод #14282

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public static function translite($string) {
        $rus=array(
            "A","B","C","D","e","F","G","H","I",
            "J","K","L","M","N","O","P","Q","R",
            "S","T","U","V","W","X","Y","Z",
            "ё","й","ю","ь","ч","щ","ц","у","к",
            "е","н","г","ш","з","х","ъ","ф","ы","в",
            "а","п","р","о","л","д","ж","э","я","с",
            "м","и","т","б","Ё","Й","Ю","Ч","Ь",
            "Щ","Ц","У","К","Е","Н","Г","Ш","З",
            "Х","Ъ","Ф","Ы","В","А","П","Р","О",
            "Л","Д","Ж","Э","Я","С","М","И","Т","Б",
            "-"," ","–","?",'"',",",".","«","»","'","!",
            "/","\\",":",";","<",">","(",")","[","]",
            "{","}","@","#","№","$","%","^","&","*",
            "~");
        $eng = array(
            "a","b","c","d","e","f","g","h","i",
            "j","k","l","m","n","o","p","q","r",
            "s","t","u","v","w","x","y","z",
            "yo","iy","yu","","ch","sh","c","u","k",
            "e","n","g","sh","z","h","","f","y","v",
            "a","p","r","o","l","d","j","е","ya","s",
            "m","i","t","b","yo","iy","yu","ch","",
            "sh","c","u","k","e","n","g","sh","z",
            "h","","f","y","v","a","p","r","o",
            "l","d","j","e","ya","s","m","i","t","b",
            "_","_","_","","","","","","","","",
            "","","","","","","","","","",
            "","","","","","","","","","",
            "");
        $string = str_replace($rus, $eng,  $string);
        if(!empty($string)) {
            return $string;
        }
        else return("");
    }

Как соответсвует название функции той неведомой херне, которую она делает я так и не понял.
Столько травы у меня нет.

Homess, 26 Декабря 2013

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PHP / Говнокод #14281

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{if $smarty.foreach.categories.iteration == 2 || $smarty.foreach.categories.iteration == 4 || $smarty.foreach.categories.iteration == 6 || $smarty.foreach.categories.iteration == 8 || $smarty.foreach.categories.iteration == 10 || $smarty.foreach.categories.iteration == 12  || $smarty.foreach.categories.iteration == 14  || $smarty.foreach.categories.iteration == 16}
      <div class="clear"></div>
{/if}

Smarty

uadeveloper, 26 Декабря 2013

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PHP / Говнокод #14280

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if((int)$this->tmpl['detailwindow'] == 4 || (int)$this->tmpl['detailwindow'] == 5 || (int)$this->tmpl['detailwindow'] == 7) {
  } else { 
   echo '<td align="center">' . str_replace("%onclickclose%", $this->tmpl['detailwindowclose'], $this->item->closebutton). '</td>';
  }

Какая глубина мысли!
Интересно, а чтобы ОНО написало в С++?

virtual_cia, 26 Декабря 2013

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PHP / Говнокод #14273

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$proposal['categories'] = explode(',',db_get_field('
            SELECT GROUP_CONCAT(pc.category_id)
            FROM `?:proposal_categories` pc
            INNER JOIN `?:proposal` p ON pc.`proposal_id` = p.`id`
            INNER JOIN `?:proposal_category` pca ON pc.`category_id` = pca.`id`
            WHERE pca.`status` = ?s AND pc.`proposal_id` = ?i
            ORDER BY pca.position', 'A', $proposal['proposal_id']));

Нашел в собственном коде... вроде безобидно, но забавно.

Segalp, 25 Декабря 2013

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PHP / Говнокод #14271

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class StaticArray { // TO DO: add float, char, double
private $min = 0;
private $lengch = 0;
private $max = 0;
private $array = array();
function __construct($lengch,$type) {
if (!is_numeric($lengch) || $type != 'int'&& $type != 'long'&& $type != 'byte'&& $type != 'short'){  
echo "BAD ARRRAY TYPE OR LENGCH!\n";
return false;
}
$this->lengch = $lengch;
switch ($type){
case 'int':
$this->min = -2147483647;
$this->max = 2147483648;
break;
case 'byte':
$this->min = -127;
$this->max = 128;
break;
case 'short':
$this->min = -32768;
$this->max = 32767;
break;
case 'long':
$this->min = -9223372036854775808;
$this->max = 9223372036854775807;
break;
}
for ($i=0;$i < $lengch;$i++){
$this->array[$i] = 0;
}
}
 function add ($vaule,$num){
 if ($vaule >= $this->max || $vaule <= $this->min || !is_numeric($num) || $num < 0 || $num >= $this->lengch){
 echo "Not valid vaule!\n";
 return false;
 }
 $this->array[$num] = $vaule;
}
 
 function ToNormalArray (){
 return $this->array;
 }
 function get ($num){
 if ($num >= $this->lengch || $num < 0){
 echo "BAD ARRAY INDEX\n";
 return false;
 }
 return $this->array[$num];
 }
 function GetLengch(){
 return $this->lengch; 
}
}

Обнаружил в исходниках одного из сайтов который разрабатывал. Предыдущий кодер действительно этим ползовался! Особенно умиляет метод ToNormalArray().

zadrot, 25 Декабря 2013

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PHP / Говнокод #14264

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//users.php

public function search_()
    {
// --- Поиск по пользователям
      $sql_search = mysql_query($this->sql);
      $folder = $this->folder;
      if (mysql_num_rows($sql_search)>0)
      {
        $row_search = mysql_fetch_assoc($sql_search);
        do
        {
          $user_id = $row_search["id"];
          $sql = mysql_query("SELECT SOCIAL_fotos.picture_mini FROM SOCIAL_fotos WHERE fotoalbum_id = '0' and user_id = '$user_id' LIMIT 1");
          if (mysql_num_rows($sql)>0)
          {
            $row_sql = mysql_fetch_assoc($sql);
            $picture_mini = $row_sql["picture_mini"];
          }
          else
            $picture_mini = "picture/empty_mini.jpg";
          printf("<p><a href=\"%s\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"$folder/%s\">%s</a><br>%s", $row_search["alias"], $picture_mini, $row_search["lfm"], $row_search["city"]);
        }
        while($row_search = mysql_fetch_assoc($sql_search));
      }
    }
//funct_prover.php


function prover($con)
  {
    $element = array("'");
    $con = str_replace($element, ";appost;", $con);
    return htmlspecialchars(trim($con));
  }


//conf_connect.php

$server_con = 'localhost'; // Адрес сервера mysql
  $username_con = ''; // Имя пользователя
  $password_con = ''; // Пароль
  $dbname_con = 'socialdb';

  $url = $_SERVER["HTTP_HOST"];
  $site1 = 'panzins.ru';
  $site2 = 'www.panzins.ru';
  if ($url != $site1 and $url != 'localhost' and $url != $site2)
  exit();
  $url_path = $_SERVER["REQUEST_URI"];
  if ($url == $site2)
  {
    header("Location: http://panzins.ru$url_path");
    exit();
  }

  mysql_connect($server_con, $username_con, $password_con) or die("No connection");
  mysql_query('SET NAMES utf8') or die("Set names error");
  mysql_select_db($dbname_con) or die("No database");
  header('Content-Type:text/html; charset=utf-8');
  $table_log = "SOCIAL_log";
  $table_alias = "SOCIAL_alias";
  $table_user = "SOCIAL_user";

// И еще много няшек

MVC, PDO, Framework, для лохов ибо там избыточный код. Написать свою соц сеть за 30 дней легко. Знакомьтесь, Сергей Панзин, скромный адепт Жопова. http://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4619804

Сам шидевр. http://panzins.ru/

Keeper, 23 Декабря 2013

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PHP / Говнокод #14259

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$s='';
		$kfg=new Konfig('');
		$kfg('self');
		{
			$kfg->k1='v1';
			$s.=$kfg->k1."\n";
		}
		{
			$kfg->k2->k='v2';
			$s.=$kfg->k2->k."\n";
		}
		{
			$kfg->{'k3.k'}='v3';
			$s.=$kfg->k3->k."\n";
		}
		{
			$kfg->k4='v4';
			$kfg->k4->k='v4';
			$s.=$kfg->k4."\n";
			$s.=$kfg->k4->k."\n";
		}
		{
			$s.=$kfg->strstr('ab','b');
		}
		$this->response->body('<pre>'.$s."\n".Debug::dump((string)$kfg)."\n".Debug::dump($kfg).'</pre>');

TDD in Action, Вот так я проверяю работоспособность волшебной во всех местах конфиги.
из личного сайта http://lure0xaos.url.ph/

Lure Of Chaos, 22 Декабря 2013

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PHP / Говнокод #14247

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/*где-то в начале: error_reporting(0);*/

class PhocaGalleryFile{
	function getCSSFile($id = 0, $fullPath = 0) {
		if ((int)$id > 0) {
			$db = &Factory::getDBO();
			$query = 'SELECT a.filename as filename, a.type as type'
				.' FROM #__styles AS a'
			    .' WHERE a.id = '.(int) $id;
			$db->setQuery($query, 0, 1);
			$filename = $db->loadObject();
			if (isset($filename->filename) && $filename->filename != '') {
				if ($fullPath == 1 && isset($filename->type)) {
					return self::getCSSPath($filename->type). $filename->filename;
				} else {
					return $filename->filename;
				}
			}
		}

		return false;
	}

 . . .
}

Поубивал пустые строки (по 2 штуки между каждой строкой кода) и комменты вида:
/* ===============
== This function is geting a CSSFile fron database .....
===============
*/
Гы! Код для заказчика должен выглядеть наукообразно и непонятно.
И обязательно выдавать Notices и Warnings.

virtual_cia, 19 Декабря 2013

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PHP / Говнокод #14242

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/* @component Phoca Component
 * @copyright Copyright (C) Jan Pavelka www.phoca.cz
*/
	protected function getLabel() {
		echo '<div class="clearfix"></div>';
		return parent::getLabel();
		echo '<div class="clearfix"></div>';
	}

Это диагноз...

virtual_cia, 18 Декабря 2013

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.

PHP / Говнокод #14283

PHP / Говнокод #14282

PHP / Говнокод #14281

PHP / Говнокод #14280

PHP / Говнокод #14273

PHP / Говнокод #14271

PHP / Говнокод #14264

PHP / Говнокод #14259

PHP / Говнокод #14247

PHP / Говнокод #14242