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1. Список говнокодов пользователя unicorn

   Всего: 7

2. JavaScript / Говнокод #25702

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   var XMLHttpRequest = function(XHR, type, listener) {
   	return function() {
   		var xhr = new XHR;
   		xhr.addEventListener(type, listener);
   		return xhr;
   	};
   }(XMLHttpRequest, 'loadend', function(e) {
   	if (this.status == 0) {
   		console.log(e.type, 'network error');
   	} else {
   		console.log(e.type, this.status);
   	}
   });
   
   // js-library code...

   unicorn, 06 Июля 2019

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3. Куча / Говнокод #25640

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   http://korzinka.byethost9.com/?i=1
   
   Какой багор))) Качает всю базу и картинки... сайт весит более 350 МБ и ещё качает...

   unicorn, 25 Мая 2019

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4. JavaScript / Говнокод #25608

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   /* ... */
     if  (kindmusic64[7].checked == true)
     {
       var number = Math.floor(Math.random() * 41);
       switch(number)
       {
         case 0: redradio[0].checked = true; greenradio[0].checked = true; blueradio[1].checked = true;  break;
         case 1: redradio[0].checked = true; greenradio[1].checked = true; blueradio[0].checked = true;  break;
         case 2: redradio[0].checked = true; greenradio[1].checked = true; blueradio[1].checked = true;  break;
         case 3: redradio[1].checked = true; greenradio[0].checked = true; blueradio[0].checked = true;  break;
         case 4: redradio[1].checked = true; greenradio[0].checked = true; blueradio[1].checked = true;  break;
         case 5: redradio[1].checked = true; greenradio[1].checked = true; blueradio[0].checked = true;  break;
         case 6: redradio[1].checked = true; greenradio[1].checked = true; blueradio[2].checked = true;  break;
         case 7: redradio[1].checked = true; greenradio[2].checked = true; blueradio[1].checked = true;  break;
         case 8: redradio[1].checked = true; greenradio[2].checked = true; blueradio[2].checked = true;  break;
         case 9: redradio[2].checked = true; greenradio[1].checked = true; blueradio[1].checked = true;  break;
         case 10: redradio[2].checked = true; greenradio[1].checked = true; blueradio[2].checked = true;  break;
         case 11: redradio[2].checked = true; greenradio[2].checked = true; blueradio[1].checked = true;  break;
         case 12: redradio[2].checked = true; greenradio[2].checked = true; blueradio[3].checked = true;  break;
         case 13: redradio[2].checked = true; greenradio[3].checked = true; blueradio[2].checked = true;  break;
         case 14: redradio[2].checked = true; greenradio[3].checked = true; blueradio[3].checked = true;  break;
         case 15: redradio[3].checked = true; greenradio[2].checked = true; blueradio[2].checked = true;  break;
         case 16: redradio[3].checked = true; greenradio[2].checked = true; blueradio[3].checked = true;  break;
         case 17: redradio[3].checked = true; greenradio[3].checked = true; blueradio[2].checked = true;  break;
         case 18: redradio[0].checked = true; greenradio[0].checked = true; blueradio[2].checked = true;  break;
         case 19: redradio[0].checked = true; greenradio[2].checked = true; blueradio[0].checked = true;  break;
         case 20: redradio[0].checked = true; greenradio[2].checked = true; blueradio[1].checked = true;  break;
         case 21: redradio[1].checked = true; greenradio[0].checked = true; blueradio[2].checked = true;  break;
         case 22: redradio[1].checked = true; greenradio[1].checked = true; blueradio[3].checked = true;  break;
         case 23: redradio[1].checked = true; greenradio[3].checked = true; blueradio[1].checked = true;  break;
         case 24: redradio[1].checked = true; greenradio[3].checked = true; blueradio[2].checked = true;  break;
         case 25: redradio[2].checked = true; greenradio[0].checked = true; blueradio[0].checked = true;  break;
         case 26: redradio[2].checked = true; greenradio[1].checked = true; blueradio[0].checked = true;  break;
         case 27: redradio[2].checked = true; greenradio[1].checked = true; blueradio[3].checked = true;  break;
         case 28: redradio[3].checked = true; greenradio[1].checked = true; blueradio[1].checked = true;  break;
         case 29: redradio[3].checked = true; greenradio[2].checked = true; blueradio[1].checked = true;  break;
         case 30: redradio[0].checked = true; greenradio[0].checked = true; blueradio[0].checked = true;  break;
         case 31: redradio[1].checked = true; greenradio[1].checked = true; blueradio[1].checked = true;  break;
         case 32: redradio[2].checked = true; greenradio[2].checked = true; blueradio[2].checked = true;  break;
         case 33: redradio[3].checked = true; greenradio[3].checked = true; blueradio[3].checked = true;  break;
         case 34: redradio[0].checked = true; greenradio[3].checked = true; blueradio[2].checked = true;  break;
         case 35: redradio[0].checked = true; greenradio[2].checked = true; blueradio[2].checked = true;  break;
         case 36: redradio[1].checked = true; greenradio[3].checked = true; blueradio[3].checked = true;  break;
         case 37: redradio[2].checked = true; greenradio[0].checked = true; blueradio[2].checked = true;  break;
         case 38: redradio[3].checked = true; greenradio[1].checked = true; blueradio[3].checked = true;  break;
         case 39: redradio[2].checked = true; greenradio[2].checked = true; blueradio[0].checked = true;  break;
         case 40: redradio[3].checked = true; greenradio[3].checked = true; blueradio[1].checked = true;  break;
         case 41: redradio[2].checked = true; greenradio[0].checked = true; blueradio[3].checked = true;  break;
         case 42: redradio[0].checked = true; greenradio[1].checked = true; blueradio[2].checked = true;  break;
         case 43: redradio[1].checked = true; greenradio[2].checked = true; blueradio[3].checked = true;  break;
         case 44: redradio[0].checked = true; greenradio[3].checked = true; blueradio[1].checked = true;  break;
         case 45: redradio[1].checked = true; greenradio[0].checked = true; blueradio[3].checked = true;  break;
         case 46: redradio[1].checked = true; greenradio[2].checked = true; blueradio[0].checked = true;  break;
         case 47: redradio[2].checked = true; greenradio[3].checked = true; blueradio[1].checked = true;  break;
         case 48: redradio[2].checked = true; greenradio[0].checked = true; blueradio[1].checked = true;  break;
         case 49: redradio[3].checked = true; greenradio[1].checked = true; blueradio[2].checked = true;  break;
         case 48: redradio[3].checked = true; greenradio[1].checked = true; blueradio[0].checked = true;  break;
         case 49: redradio[3].checked = true; greenradio[2].checked = true; blueradio[0].checked = true;  break;
   /* ... */

   https://olgusha.ru/javascript/colors.htm, да ещё написано, что попробуйте протестировать способность вашего компьютера сочинять музыку и выбирать случайным образом цвета.

   unicorn, 18 Мая 2019

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5. JavaScript / Говнокод #25487

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   $('.checkboxwrap').on('mousedown',e => {
       if($(e.target)[0].tagName == 'LABEL' && $(e.target).children('input').prop('checked')  || $(e.target)[0].tagName == 'INPUT' && $(e.target).prop('checked')){
           conf($(e.target));
       } else {
         console.log(12)
       }
   });
   
   function conf(e){
       let check = confirm('Точно?'),
           input = $('.checkboxwrap input');
   
       if(e[0].tagName == 'LABEL'){
           if(check) {
             input.eq($('label').index(e)).prop('checked',false);
             console.log(13)
           } else {
             input.eq($('label').index(e)).prop('checked',true);
           }
       }
       else{
           if(check) {
             input.eq($('input').index(e)).prop('checked',false);
             console.log(14)
           } else {
             input.eq($('input').index(e)).prop('checked',true);
           }
       }
   }

   Автор скрипта написал, что не во всех браузерах работает... наверно ожидал, что ещё добавят!
   
   А тут...
   
   

   $(".checkbox").on("change", ({ target }) => {
   
   	if(!target.checked)
   
   		target.checked = !confirm('Точно?');
   
   });

   
   
   Однако!
   
   P. S. Скрипт к таким фрагментам...
   
   

   <label class="checkboxwrap">
   
   	<input type="checkbox" class="checkbox">
   
   	Husband
   
   </label>

   unicorn, 30 Марта 2019

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6. JavaScript / Говнокод #25383

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   <!DOCTYPE html>
   <html>
   <head>
       <meta charset="UTF-8">
       <title>Calendar</title>
   </head>
   <body>
   
   <style>
   .month, .month.vert .week, .day { display:inline-block; }
   .month.vert .day { display:block; }
   .day { border:1px solid #ccc; width:30px; line-height:30px; text-align:center; }
   </style>
   
   <div class="month"></div>
   
   <script>
   var calendar = {
       update: function (year, month) {
           this.days.length = 7;
           var stepDay = new Date(year, month, 1);
           stepDay.setDate(1 - stepDay.getDay());
           var lastDay = new Date(year, month + 1, 0);
           lastDay.setDate(lastDay.getDate() + 6 - lastDay.getDay());
           while (stepDay <= lastDay) {
               this.days.push(stepDay.getDate());
               stepDay.setHours(24);
           }
       },
       render: function () {
           var html = '';
           for (var i = 0, j = 0; i < this.days.length; j = ++i % 7) {
               if (j == 0) html += '<div class="week">';
               html += '<div class="day">' +  this.days[i] + '</div>';
               if (j == 6) html += '</div>';
           }
           this.element.innerHTML = html;
       },
       toggle: function () {
           this.element.classList.toggle('vert');
       }
   };
   var today =  new Date, thisYear = today.getFullYear(), thisMonth = today.getMonth();
   calendar.days = ['S', 'M', 'T', 'W', 'T', 'F', 'S'];
   calendar.element = document.querySelector('.month');
   calendar.element.addEventListener('click', function () { calendar.toggle() });
   calendar.update(thisYear, thisMonth);
   calendar.render();
   </script>
   
   </body>
   </html>

   unicorn, 16 Февраля 2019

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7. JavaScript / Говнокод #25366

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   function plusD() {
   	var data_plus = new Date(1000 * 60 * 60 * 24),
   	us_Mill = data_plus.getTime();
   	return us_Mill;
   }

   unicorn, 10 Февраля 2019

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8. JavaScript / Говнокод #25075

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   function okruglik(num) {
   	if(isNaN(num)){
   		summi = summi;
   	} else {
   		summi = Math.floor(num);
   	}
   	return summi;
   }

   Притом функция нигде не используется и переменная не объявлена

   unicorn, 10 Ноября 2018

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