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1. Список говнокодов пользователя Sulik78

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2. PHP / Говнокод #5800

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   if (isset($_POST['email'])) 
   {
      $email = $_POST['email'];
      if ($email == '') {
         unset($email);
      }
   }

   все предусмотрел...

   Sulik78, 25 Февраля 2011

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3. PHP / Говнокод #5798

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   $this->db->Query("DELETE FROM `u_proposal`
   				WHERE `id` = '%d' AND `user` = '%d'", $item, $this->user->id);
   $this->db->Query("DELETE FROM `p_options`
   				LEFT JOIN `u_proposal` ON `p_options`.`portfolio` = `u_proposal`.`id`
   				WHERE `p_options`.`portfolio` = '%d' AND `p_options`.`type` = 'project' AND `u_proposal`.`user` = '%d'", $item, $this->user->id);

   3 часа еб**ся не мог понять почему записи из p_options не удаляются ))

   Sulik78, 25 Февраля 2011

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4. PHP / Говнокод #5779

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   function ruslat ($string) # Задаём функцию перекодировки кириллицы в транслит.
   {
   $string = ereg_replace("ж","zh",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("ё","yo",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("й","i",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("ю","yu",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("ь","'",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("ч","ch",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("щ","sh",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("ц","c",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("у","u",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("к","k",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("е","e",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("н","n",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("г","g",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("ш","sh",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("з","z",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("х","h",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("ъ","''",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("ф","f",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("ы","y",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("в","v",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("а","a",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("п","p",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("р","r",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("о","o",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("л","l",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("д","d",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("э","yе",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("я","jа",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("с","s",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("м","m",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("и","i",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("т","t",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("б","b",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Ё","yo",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Й","I",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Ю","YU",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Ч","CH",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Ь","'",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Щ","SH'",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Ц","C",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("У","U",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("К","K",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Е","E",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Н","N",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Г","G",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Ш","SH",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("З","Z",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Х","H",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Ъ","''",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Ф","F",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Ы","Y",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("В","V",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("А","A",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("П","P",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Р","R",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("О","O",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Л","L",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Д","D",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Ж","Zh",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Э","Ye",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Я","Ja",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("С","S",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("М","M",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("И","I",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Т","T",$string);
   $string = ereg_replace("Б","B",$string);
   return $string;
   }

   Sulik78, 23 Февраля 2011

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5. PHP / Говнокод #5774

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   $year = date("Y");
   $month = date("m");
   $day = date("d"); 
   
   if ($month == 9 or $month == 10 or $month == 11)
   {
   $month_new = $month + 1;
   echo $year.'-'.$month_new.'-'.$day;  
   }
   else 
   {
   
   if ($month == 12) {$year_new = $year + 1; 
   $year_new = $year + 1;
   $month_new = 1; 
   echo $year_new.'-0'.$month_new.'-'.$day;  }
   else {
   $month_new = $month + 1;
   echo $year.'-0'.$month_new.'-'.$day;} 
   }

   не удержался )

   Sulik78, 22 Февраля 2011

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6. PHP / Говнокод #5739

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   // what version of MySQL
   	$mysql = $db->query_first("SELECT VERSION() AS version");
   	$mysql = $mysql['version'];
   
   	// Post count
   	$posts = $db->query_first("SELECT COUNT(*) AS total FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "post");
   	$posts = $posts['total'];
   
   	// User Count
   	$users = $db->query_first("SELECT COUNT(*) AS total FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "user");
   	$users = $users['total'];
   
   	// Forum Count
   	$forums = $db->query_first("SELECT COUNT(*) AS total FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "forum");
   	$forums = $forums['total'];
   
   	// Usergroup Count
   	$usergroups = $db->query_first("SELECT COUNT(*) AS total FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "usergroup");
   	$usergroups = $usergroups['total'];
   
   	// First Forum Post
   	$firstpost = $db->query_first("SELECT MIN(dateline) AS firstpost FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "post");
   	$firstpost = $firstpost['firstpost'];
   
   	// Last upgrade performed
   	$lastupgrade = $db->query_first("SELECT MAX(dateline) AS lastdate FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "upgradelog");
   	$lastupgrade = $lastupgrade['lastdate'];

   от туда же
   плять... сюда надо весь форум постить
   нахер архив сношу к еб**ям

   Sulik78, 21 Февраля 2011

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7. PHP / Говнокод #5738

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   if ($_POST['do'] == 'kill')
   {
   	// update users who are in this usergroup to be in the registered usergroup
   	$db->query_write("UPDATE " . TABLE_PREFIX . "user SET usergroupid = 2 WHERE usergroupid = " . $vbulletin->GPC['usergroupid']);
   	$db->query_write("UPDATE " . TABLE_PREFIX . "user SET displaygroupid = 0 WHERE displaygroupid = " . $vbulletin->GPC['usergroupid']);
   	$db->query_write("UPDATE " . TABLE_PREFIX . "useractivation SET usergroupid = 2 WHERE usergroupid = " . $vbulletin->GPC['usergroupid']);
   	$db->query_write("UPDATE " . TABLE_PREFIX . "subscription SET nusergroupid = -1 WHERE nusergroupid = " . $vbulletin->GPC['usergroupid']);
   	$db->query_write("UPDATE " . TABLE_PREFIX . "subscriptionlog SET pusergroupid = 2 WHERE pusergroupid = " . $vbulletin->GPC['usergroupid']);
   	$db->query_write("UPDATE " . TABLE_PREFIX . "userban SET usergroupid = 2 WHERE usergroupid = " . $vbulletin->GPC['usergroupid']);
   	$db->query_write("UPDATE " . TABLE_PREFIX . "userban SET displaygroupid = 0 WHERE displaygroupid = " . $vbulletin->GPC['usergroupid']);
   
   	// now get on with deleting stuff...
   	$db->query_write("DELETE FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "usergroup WHERE usergroupid = " . $vbulletin->GPC['usergroupid']);
   	$db->query_write("DELETE FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "forumpermission WHERE usergroupid = " . $vbulletin->GPC['usergroupid']);
   	$db->query_write("DELETE FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "ranks WHERE usergroupid = " . $vbulletin->GPC['usergroupid']);
   	$db->query_write("DELETE FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "usergrouprequest WHERE usergroupid = " . $vbulletin->GPC['usergroupid']);
   	$db->query_write("DELETE FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "userpromotion WHERE usergroupid = " . $vbulletin->GPC['usergroupid'] . " OR joinusergroupid = " . $vbulletin->GPC['usergroupid']);
   	$db->query_write("DELETE FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "imagecategorypermission WHERE usergroupid = " . $vbulletin->GPC['usergroupid']);
   	$db->query_write("DELETE FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "attachmentpermission WHERE usergroupid = " . $vbulletin->GPC['usergroupid']);
   	$db->query_write("DELETE FROM " . TABLE_PREFIX . "prefixpermission WHERE usergroupid = " . $vbulletin->GPC['usergroupid']);

   vBulletin 4.0.4
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   Sulik78, 21 Февраля 2011

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8. PHP / Говнокод #5720

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   if ($_GET[action] == "avatar") {
   
   
   	if ($info = $_GET[info]) {
   
   			if ($info[avatar]) {
   				echo $info[avatar];
   			} else {
   					header("Content-type: image/png");
   
   					$im = imagecreatetruecolor(80, 80);
   					$white = imagecolorallocate($im, 255, 255, 255);
   					$grey = imagecolorallocate($im, 128, 128, 128);
   					$black = imagecolorallocate($im, 0, 0, 0);
   					imagefilledrectangle($im, 0, 0, 80, 80, $white);
   					$font = "fonts/avatar.ttf";
   
   					$text = "HET";
   					imagettftext($im, 20, 0, 15, 40, $grey, $font, $text);
   					imagettftext($im, 20, 0, 14, 39, $black, $font, $text);
   					$text = "ABATAPA";
   					imagettftext($im, 14, 0, 5, 55, $grey, $font, $text);
   					imagettftext($im, 14, 0, 4, 54, $black, $font, $text);
   					imagepng($im);
   					imagedestroy($im);
   			}
   	} else {
   					header("Content-type: image/png");
   
   					$im = imagecreatetruecolor(80, 80);
   					$white = imagecolorallocate($im, 255, 255, 255);
   					$grey = imagecolorallocate($im, 128, 128, 128);
   					$black = imagecolorallocate($im, 0, 0, 0);
   					imagefilledrectangle($im, 0, 0, 80, 80, $white);
   					$font = "fonts/avatar.ttf";
   
   					$text = "HET";
   					imagettftext($im, 20, 0, 15, 40, $grey, $font, $text);
   					imagettftext($im, 20, 0, 14, 39, $black, $font, $text);
   					$text = "ABATAPA";
   					imagettftext($im, 14, 0, 5, 55, $grey, $font, $text);
   					imagettftext($im, 14, 0, 4, 54, $black, $font, $text);
   					imagepng($im);
   					imagedestroy($im);	
   	}
   
   }

   Вот такое говнецо встретилось))

   Sulik78, 19 Февраля 2011

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9. PHP / Говнокод #5716

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   $new = preg_replace("/((\[{1}[^\[\]]+\]{1})|(\[{1}\]{1}))/", "", $a);

   метод тыка.... зато работеат

   Sulik78, 18 Февраля 2011

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10. PHP / Говнокод #5709

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    $str="T:/home//localhost///MyScripts/////";
    $pos=strpos($str,"//");
    while($pos!=false)
    {
        $str=str_replace("//","/",$str);
        $pos=strpos($str,"//");
    }

    функция удаляет повторяющиеся слэши в строке

    Sulik78, 17 Февраля 2011

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11. PHP / Говнокод #5538

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    <ul>
    		<li><a href="/" title="<?php echo $this->lang->topMenu->home->title;?>"><?php echo $this->lang->topMenu->home->name;?></a></li>
    		<li><a id="searchShow" title="<?php echo $this->lang->topMenu->search->title;?>"><?php echo $this->lang->topMenu->search->name;?></a></li>
    		<li><a id="chatShow" title="<?php echo $this->lang->topMenu->chat->title;?>"><?php echo $this->lang->topMenu->chat->name;?></a></li>
    		<li><a href="/designers.htm" title="<?php echo $this->lang->topMenu->designers->title;?>"><?php echo $this->lang->topMenu->designers->name;?></a></li>
    		<li><a href="/developers.htm" title="<?php echo $this->lang->topMenu->developers->title;?>"><?php echo $this->lang->topMenu->developers->name;?></a></li>
    		<li><a href="/login.htm" title="<?php echo $this->lang->topMenu->login->title;?>"><?php echo $this->lang->topMenu->login->name;?></a></li>
    		<li><a id="registerShow" href="/register.window.htm" title="<?php echo $this->lang->topMenu->register->title;?>"><?php echo $this->lang->topMenu->register->name;?></a></li>
    		<li><a href="/fadeback.htm" title="<?php echo $this->lang->topMenu->fadeback->title;?>"><?php echo $this->lang->topMenu->fadeback->name;?></a></li>
    	</ul>

    ООП )

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