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1. Список говнокодов пользователя TBoolean

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2. PHP / Говнокод #11609

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   <?php 
   echo implode(", ", array_map(create_function('$tag', 'return \'<a href="?tag=\' . hs($tag) . \'">\' . hs($tag) . \'</a>\';'), $post['tags'])); 
   ?>

   Нашел в дебрях своей древней CMS. Как говорится, экономика должна быть экономичной, а конь коническим.

   TBoolean, 19 Августа 2012

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3. PHP / Говнокод #10281

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   $template_archive_footer = stripslashes(get_option('poll_template_pollarchivefooter'));
   		$template_archive_footer = str_replace("%POLL_START_DATE%", $poll_start_date, $template_archive_footer);
   		$template_archive_footer = str_replace("%POLL_END_DATE%", $poll_end_date, $template_archive_footer);
   		$template_archive_footer = str_replace("%POLL_TOTALVOTES%", number_format_i18n($polls_question['totalvotes']), $template_archive_footer);
   		$template_archive_footer = str_replace("%POLL_TOTALVOTERS%", number_format_i18n($polls_question['totalvoters']), $template_archive_footer);
   		$template_archive_footer = str_replace("%POLL_MOST_ANSWER%", $poll_most_answer, $template_archive_footer);
   		$template_archive_footer = str_replace("%POLL_MOST_VOTES%", number_format_i18n($poll_most_votes), $template_archive_footer);
   		$template_archive_footer = str_replace("%POLL_MOST_PERCENTAGE%", $poll_most_percentage, $template_archive_footer);
   		$template_archive_footer = str_replace("%POLL_LEAST_ANSWER%", $poll_least_answer, $template_archive_footer);
   		$template_archive_footer = str_replace("%POLL_LEAST_VOTES%", number_format_i18n($poll_least_votes), $template_archive_footer);
   		$template_archive_footer = str_replace("%POLL_LEAST_PERCENTAGE%", $poll_least_percentage, $template_archive_footer);

   wp-polls. пиздец.

   TBoolean, 15 Мая 2012

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4. PHP / Говнокод #9630

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   $replace = array(
               chr(0) => '',
               chr(1) => '',
               chr(2) => '',
               chr(3) => '',
               chr(4) => '',
               chr(5) => '',
               chr(6) => '',
               chr(7) => '',
               chr(8) => '',
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               chr(11) => '',
               chr(12) => '',
               chr(13) => '',
               chr(14) => '',
               chr(15) => '',
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               chr(17) => '',
               chr(18) => '',
               chr(19) => '',
               chr(20) => '',
               chr(21) => '',
               chr(22) => '',
               chr(23) => '',
               chr(24) => '',
               chr(25) => '',
               chr(26) => '',
               chr(27) => '',
               chr(28) => '',
               chr(29) => '',
               chr(30) => '',
               chr(31) => ''
           );

   А я так надеялся.

   TBoolean, 08 Марта 2012

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5. PHP / Говнокод #9629

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   $str = str_replace("|", "I", $str);
   $str = str_replace("||", "I", $str);

   нет, ну, а мало ли.

   TBoolean, 08 Марта 2012

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6. PHP / Говнокод #9559

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   $login = trim($user_f[2]);
     $email = trim($user_f[3]);
     $passw = trim($user_f[4]);
     $reg_date = trim($user_f[5]);
     $last_visit = trim($user_f[6]);
     $name = trim($user_f[7]);
     $site = trim($user_f[8]);
     $icq = trim($user_f[9]);
     $pol = trim($user_f[10]);
     $otkuda = trim($user_f[11]);
     $modelphone = trim($user_f[12]);
     $operator = trim($user_f[13]);
     $show_mail = trim($user_f[14]);
     $reputacia = trim($user_f[15]);
     $status = trim($user_f[16]);
     $data_rozhd = trim($user_f[17]);
     $bantime = trim($user_f[18]);
     $bantxt = trim($user_f[19]);
     $banwho = trim($user_f[20]);
     $mes_guest = trim($user_f[21]);
     $mes_forum = trim($user_f[22]);
     $mes_komm = trim($user_f[23]);
     $new_ls = trim($user_f[24]);
     $activ_account = trim($user_f[25]);
     $izm_repu = trim($user_f[26]);
     $plusov = trim($user_f[27]);
     $minusov = trim($user_f[28]);
     $o_sebe = trim($user_f[29]);
     $rating = trim($user_f[30]);
     $time_in_site = trim($user_f[31]);
     $vhodov = trim($user_f[32]);
     $all_temes = trim($user_f[33]);
     $statey = trim($user_f[34]);
     $mes_chat = trim($user_f[35]);
     $status_name = trim($user_f[36]);
     $nick_name = trim($user_f[37]);

   Еще теплое...

   TBoolean, 28 Февраля 2012

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7. PHP / Говнокод #9387

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   /////////////Название ссылок (меню и тд) ////////////////
   $file=str_replace('{text_about}',$sph_messages["text_about"],$file); // О нас
   $file=str_replace('{text_main}',$sph_messages["text_main"],$file); //
   $file=str_replace('{text_news}',$sph_messages["text_news"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_web}',$sph_messages["text_web"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_pog_gorod}',$sph_messages["text_pog_gorod"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_catigor}',$sph_messages["text_catigor"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_logo}',$sph_messages["text_logo"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_searc}',$sph_messages["text_searc"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_img}',$sph_messages["text_img"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_add}',$sph_messages["text_add"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_help}',$sph_messages["text_help"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_search_all}',$sph_messages["text_search_all"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_feedback}',$sph_messages["text_feedback"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_send}',$sph_messages["text_send"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_start}',$sph_messages["text_start"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_reg_mail}',$sph_messages["text_reg_mail"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_kurs}',$sph_messages["text_kurs"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_mail}',$sph_messages["text_mail"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_pass}',$sph_messages["text_pass"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_lang}',$sph_messages["text_lang"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_zapomnit}',$sph_messages["text_zapomnit"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_vhod}',$sph_messages["text_vhod"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_pogoda}',$sph_messages["text_pogoda"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_friend}',$sph_messages["text_friend"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_music}',$sph_messages["text_music"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_foto}',$sph_messages["text_foto"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_video}',$sph_messages["text_video"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_search_ras}',$sph_messages["text_search_ras"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_add_code}',$sph_messages["text_add_code"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_add_des}',$sph_messages["text_add_des"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_add_url}',$sph_messages["text_add_url"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_add_name}',$sph_messages["text_add_name"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_add_ost}',$sph_messages["text_add_ost"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{text_add_znak}',$sph_messages["text_add_znak"],$file);
   //////////КАТЕГОРИИ////////
   $file=str_replace('{cat}',$sph_messages["cat"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{cat_all}',$sph_messages["cat_all"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{cat_avto}',$sph_messages["cat_avto"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{cat_web}',$sph_messages["cat_web"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{cat_znakom}',$sph_messages["cat_znakom"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{cat_games}',$sph_messages["cat_games"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{cat_komp}',$sph_messages["cat_komp"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{cat_story}',$sph_messages["cat_story"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{cat_soft}',$sph_messages["cat_soft"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{cat_music}',$sph_messages["cat_music"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{cat_sport}',$sph_messages["cat_sport"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{cat_dom}',$sph_messages["cat_dom"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{cat_business}',$sph_messages["cat_business"],$file);
   $file=str_replace('{cat_zarabotok}',$sph_messages["cat_zarabotok"],$file);
   и так еще over9000 cтрок

   мои глаза...

   TBoolean, 10 Февраля 2012

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8. PHP / Говнокод #9378

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   //получаем ip-аддрес
   ob_start();
   $ip=$_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']; echo "$ip ";
   $ipusers = ob_get_clean();

   http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/misc-jackie-chan-l.png

   TBoolean, 10 Февраля 2012

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9. SQL / Говнокод #9102

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   SELECT COUNT(*)  FROM passwords WHERE program=program AND website=website AND login=login AND password=password

   Okay :(

   TBoolean, 12 Января 2012

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10. PHP / Говнокод #8875

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    <?php
    @fwrite($fp, "<?php
    \$config['dbhost'] = \"".str_replace("\"","\\\\\"",stripslashes(trim($_POST['dbhost'])))."\";
    \$config['dbuser'] = \"".str_replace("\"","\\\\\"",stripslashes(trim($_POST['dbuser'])))."\";
    \$config['dbpass'] = \"".str_replace("\"","\\\\\"",stripslashes(trim($_POST['dbpass'])))."\";
    \$config['dbname'] = \"".str_replace("\"","\\\\\"",stripslashes(trim($_POST['dbname'])))."\";
    \$config['dbpref'] = \"".str_replace("\"","\\\\\"",stripslashes(trim($_POST['dbprefix'])))."\";
    ?>");
    ?>

    avecms нах.

    TBoolean, 19 Декабря 2011

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11. PHP / Говнокод #8844

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    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[code]","",$mes_for_mail);
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[/code]","",$mes_for_mail);
    
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[b]","",$mes_for_mail);
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[/b]","",$mes_for_mail);
    
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[i]","",$mes_for_mail);
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[/i]","",$mes_for_mail);
    
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[u]","",$mes_for_mail);
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[/u]","",$mes_for_mail);
    
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[s]","",$mes_for_mail);
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[/s]","",$mes_for_mail);
    
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[tt]","",$mes_for_mail);
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[/tt]","",$mes_for_mail);
    
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[sup]","",$mes_for_mail);
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[/sup]","",$mes_for_mail);
    
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[sub]","",$mes_for_mail);
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[/sub]","",$mes_for_mail);
    
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[code]","",$mes_for_mail);
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[/code]","",$mes_for_mail);
    
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[font color=FF0000]","",$mes_for_mail);
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[font color=0000FF]","",$mes_for_mail);
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[font color=008080]","",$mes_for_mail);
    $mes_for_mail=str_replace("[/font]","",$mes_for_mail);

    я плакол)

    TBoolean, 15 Декабря 2011

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