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    <?php
    error_reporting(0);
    ini_set('display_errors', '0');
    mb_internal_encoding('UTF-8');
    header('Access-Control-Allow-Origin: *');
    function str_replace_first($from, $to, $subject){
    $from='/'.preg_quote($from, '/i').'/';
    return preg_replace($from, $to, $subject, 1);
    }
    require_once('morphy/src/common.php');
    $opts=array(
    'storage'=>PHPMORPHY_STORAGE_MEM,
    'predict_by_suffix'=>true, 
    'predict_by_db'=>true,
    'graminfo_as_text'=>true
    );
    $dir='morphy/dicts';
    $lang='ru_RU';
    try{
    $morphy=new phpMorphy($dir, $lang, $opts);
    }catch(phpMorphy_Exception $e){
    die('Error occurred while creating phpMorphy instance: '.PHP_EOL.$e);
    }
    $morphy->getDefaultGrammemsProvider()->excludeGroups('С', 'род');
    $wanal=array();
    $wanal['p']=explode(' : ', file_get_contents('wanal_p.txt'));
    $wanal['s']=explode(' : ', file_get_contents('wanal_s.txt'));
    $wanal['g']=explode(' : ', file_get_contents('wanal_g.txt'));
    shuffle($wanal['p']);
    shuffle($wanal['s']);
    shuffle($wanal['g']);
    $current_wanal=$wanal;
    $string=trim($_GET['q']);
    $modified_comment=$string;
    preg_match_all('/(\w+)/u', str_replace('_', '', $string), $matches);
    $words=$matches[1];
    foreach($words as $word){
    if(mb_strtoupper($word)=='НАХУЙ' || mb_strtoupper($word)=='ХУЙ' || mb_strtoupper($word)=='ТУТ'){
    continue;
    }
    $info=$morphy->getGramInfo(mb_strtoupper($word));
    $type='';
    if(trim($info[0][0]['pos'])=='П'){
    $type='p';
    }
    if(trim($info[0][0]['pos'])=='С'){
    $type='s';
    }
    if(trim($info[0][0]['pos'])=='Г' || trim($info[0][0]['pos'])=='ИНФИНИТИВ'){
    $type='g';
    }
    if($type!=''){
    $replacement=trim($current_wanal[$type][array_rand($wanal[$type])]);
    if($replacement!=''){
    $casted=$morphy->castFormByPattern(mb_strtoupper($replacement), mb_strtoupper($word), null, true);
    if(count($casted)>0){
    $replacement=reset($casted);
    if(md5(mb_substr($word, 0, 1))==md5(mb_strtolower(mb_substr($word, 0, 1)))){
    $replacement=mb_strtolower($replacement);
    } elseif(md5(mb_strtoupper($word))==md5($word)){
    $replacement=mb_strtoupper($replacement);
    } elseif(md5(mb_substr($word, 0, 1))==md5(mb_strtoupper(mb_substr($word, 0, 1)))){
    $replacement=mb_convert_case(mb_strtolower($replacement), MB_CASE_TITLE);
    }
    $modified_comment=str_replace_first($word, $replacement, $modified_comment);
    $base=$morphy->getBaseForm(mb_strtoupper($word));
    if($base){
    $wanal[$type][]=mb_strtoupper($base[0]);
    $wanal[$type]=array_filter(array_unique($wanal[$type]));
    }
    }
    }
    }
    }
    file_put_contents('wanal_p.txt', implode(' : ', $wanal['p']));
    file_put_contents('wanal_s.txt', implode(' : ', $wanal['s']));
    file_put_contents('wanal_g.txt', implode(' : ', $wanal['g']));
    echo $modified_comment;
    ?>

    Какой-то такой модификатор чужих комментариев на основе ещё более ранних комментариев.

    Запостил: g0_1494089148657, 14 Февраля 2018

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    • Английский готов. Проверяйте.
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                  • There’s a key piece of magic in the engineering of the Internet which you rely on every single day. It happens in the TCP protocol, one of the fundamental building blocks of the Internet.

                    TCP is a way to transmit data that is reliable. By this I mean: if you send a message over a network using TCP, it will arrive, and it won’t be garbled or corrupted.

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                    By comparison, there is another method of transmitting data called IP which is unreliable. Nobody promises that your data will arrive, and it might get messed up before it arrives. If you send a bunch of messages with IP, don’t be surprised if only half of them arrive, and some of those are in a different order than the order in which they were sent, and some of them have been replaced by alternate messages, perhaps containing pictures of adorable baby orangutans, or more likely just a lot of unreadable garbage that looks like the subject line of Taiwanese spam.

                    Here’s the magic part: TCP is built on top of IP. In other words, TCP is obliged to somehow send data reliably using only an unreliable tool.
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                        The SQL language is meant to abstract away the procedural steps that are needed to query a database, instead allowing you to define merely what you want and let the database figure out the procedural steps to query it. But in some cases, certain SQL queries are thousands of times slower than other logically equivalent queries. A famous example of this is that some SQL servers are dramatically faster if you specify “where a=b and b=c and a=c” than if you only specify “where a=b and b=c” even though the result set is the same. You’re not supposed to have to care about the procedure, only the specification. But sometimes the abstraction leaks and causes horrible performance and you have to break out the query plan analyzer and study what it did wrong, and figure out how to make your query run faster.
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                          • And you can’t drive as fast when it’s raining, even though your car has windshield wipers and headlights and a roof and a heater, all of which protect you from caring about the fact that it’s raining (they abstract away the weather), but lo, you have to worry about hydroplaning (or aquaplaning in England) and sometimes the rain is so strong you can’t see very far ahead so you go slower in the rain, because the weather can never be completely abstracted away, because of the law of leaky abstractions.

                            One reason the law of leaky abstractions is problematic is that it means that abstractions do not really simplify our lives as much as they were meant to. When I’m training someone to be a C++ programmer, it would be nice if I never had to teach them about char*’s and pointer arithmetic. It would be nice if I could go straight to STL strings. But one day they’ll write the code “foo” + “bar”, and truly bizarre things will happen, and then I’ll have to stop and teach them all about char*’s anyway. Or one day they’ll be trying to call a Windows API function that is documented as having an OUT LPTSTR argument and they won’t be able to understand how to call it until they learn about char*’s, and pointers, and Unicode, and wchar_t’s, and the TCHAR header files, and all that stuff that leaks up.
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                      • Even though network libraries like NFS and SMB let you treat files on remote machines “as if” they were local, sometimes the connection becomes very slow or goes down, and the file stops acting like it was local, and as a programmer you have to write code to deal with this. The abstraction of “remote file is the same as local file” leaks. Here’s a concrete example for Unix sysadmins. If you put users’ home directories on NFS-mounted drives (one abstraction), and your users create .forward files to forward all their email somewhere else (another abstraction), and the NFS server goes down while new email is arriving, the messages will not be forwarded because the .forward file will not be found. The leak in the abstraction actually caused a few messages to be dropped on the floor.
                        C++ string classes are supposed to let you pretend that strings are first-class data. They try to abstract away the fact that strings are hard and let you act as if they were as easy as integers. Almost all C++ string classes overload the + operator so you can write s + “bar” to concatenate. But you know what? No matter how hard they try, there is no C++ string class on Earth that will let you type “foo” + “bar”, because string literals in C++ are always char*’s, never strings. The abstraction has sprung a leak that the language doesn’t let you plug. (Amusingly, the history of the evolution of C++ over time can be described as a history of trying to plug the leaks in the string abstraction. Why they couldn’t just add a native string class to the language itself eludes me at the moment.)
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                          • A typical assignment: write a version of strcat that returns a pointer to the end of the new string. A few lines of C code. Everything I did was right from K&R — one thin book about the C programming language.

                            Today, to work on CityDesk, I need to know Visual Basic, COM, ATL, C++, InnoSetup, Internet Explorer internals, regular expressions, DOM, HTML, CSS, and XML. All high level tools compared to the old K&R stuff, but I still have to know the K&R stuff or I’m toast.
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                            • Я бы ещё тебя скрыл в говностоке, но только вореции.
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      • >Английский готов. Проверяйте.
        Ну-ка, русский остался?
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        • >Оранжевый готов. Проверяйте.
          Ну-повышение, буржуазный остался?
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        • Кись, попробуй ещё совместить два языка (но не смешивая буквы, ты понимаешь).
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          • Говнокод in натализатор wanna using govnokod, it until they learn about вореционное исчисление.
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            • Тайпскрипт in кухню memory using account, baby until they learn about большее исчисление.
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        • Попробуй ещё вклинить URL посреди текста.
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        • #напитуль
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      • Что блядь здесь происходит?
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