1. Java / Говнокод #3928

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    class game {
  public static void main (String args[])
      throws java.io.IOException {
 
    double x = 0.0;
    byte php = 100, mhp = 100, pd = 0, md = 0;
    char pd_ch;
    boolean b1, b2;
 
    System.out.println("Welcome to \"Kill the mob\" v0.1!");
    System.out.println();
    System.out.println("While you where wandering in deep dark tunnels, a mob appeared in your way.");
    System.out.println("It appeared to be very agressive, so a fight started.");
    System.out.println();
 
    do {
      System.out.println("Your opponent is ready to act. You need to do something. What are you going to do?");
      System.out.print("Enter \"1\" to attack, \"2\" to defend yourself and \"3\" to regenerate: ");
      pd_ch = (char) System.in.read();
      if (pd_ch == '1')
        pd = 1;
      else if (pd_ch == '2')
        pd = 2;
      else
        pd = 3;
      x = Math.random();
      if (x < 0.33333)
        md = 1;
      else if (x > 0.66666)
        md = 3;
      else
        md = 2;
      System.out.println(md);
      System.out.println(pd);
      switch(pd) {
        case 1:
          System.out.print("You chose to attack, while mob chose to ");
          switch (md) {
            case 1:
              System.out.println("attack too!");
              System.out.println("You both lose 20 HP.");
              php -= 20;
              mhp -= 20;
              break;
            case 2:
              System.out.println("defend.");
              System.out.println("You did not manage to hurt him.");
              break;
            case 3:
              System.out.println("regenerate.");
              System.out.println("He lost 30 HP.");
              mhp -= 30;
              break;
          }
          break;
        case 2:
          System.out.print("You chose to defend, while mob chose to ");
          switch (md) {
            case 1:
              System.out.println("attack.");
              System.out.println("You did not let him hurt you.");
              break;
            case 2:
              System.out.println("defend too!");
              System.out.println("You standed like two retards.");
              break;
            case 3:
              System.out.println("regenerate.");
              System.out.println("He gained 20 HP.");
              mhp += 20;
              break;
          }
          break;
        case 3:
          System.out.print("You chose to regenerate, while mob chose to ");
          switch (md) {
            case 1:
              System.out.println("attack.");
              System.out.println("You was completely protectless. you you've lost 30 HP.");
              php -= 30;
              break;
            case 2:
              System.out.println("defend.");
              System.out.println("He standed like a retard, while you gained 20 HP.");
              php += 20;
              break;
            case 3:
              System.out.println("regenerate too!");
              System.out.println("Your energies helped each other, so you both gained 30 HP.");
              mhp += 30;
              php += 30;
              break;
          }
          break;
      }
      System.out.println("Your HP: " + php);

    Цикл после одного ввода делается какого-то хуя 3 раза, причем с рандомными (1, 2, 3) pd и md. ЧЯДНТ?

    Запостил: jesuschrist, 10 Августа 2010

    Комментарии (4) RSS

    • ava Denis Popov 10.08.2010 18:35 # +2

      FFFUUUUUU БЛЯ make me unseen it
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    • ava xXx_totalwar 10.08.2010 18:45 # +3

      это неправильный жаба код
      где абстрактные фабрики абстрактных адаптеров фабрик адаптеров?
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    • ava Анонимус 10.08.2010 18:50 # +3

      Помоему тролли пришли.

      Кстати, где GOTO?

      Без GOTO нынче писать не модно
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    • ava Lure Of Chaos 10.08.2010 21:09 # 0

      вау. не думал что можно на жабе в дос-стиле писать. оказывается джизускрист - паскакалист ))

      Kill the mob, shoot urself
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