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    /*Windows 8 source code.*/
    /*
    TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
    Project: Cairo(tm)
    Projected release-date: Summer 2012
    */
    
    #include "winnt.h"
    #include "evenmore.h"
    #include "oldstuff.h"
    #include "billrulz.h"
    #define INSTALL_HARD_C
    #define INSTALL_DIR_WINDOWS
    
    char make_prog_look_big[160000000] ;
    
    void main()
    {
        while(!CRASHED)
        {
             display_copyright_message();
             display_bill_rules_message();
             do_nothing_loop();
    
             if (first_time_installation)
             {
                 make_4gb_megabyte_swapfile();
                 do_nothing_loop();
                 display_funny_3d();
                 hang_system();
             }
     
             write_something(anything);
             display_copyright_message();
             do_nothing_loop();
             do_some_stuff();
             if (still_not_crashed)
             {
                 display_copyright_message();
                 do_nothing_loop();
                 basically_run_windows_vista();
                 show3d_in_loop();
                 do_nothing_loop();
                 do_nothing_loop();
             }
         }
     
         if (detect_cache())
             disable_cache();
     
         if (fast_cpu())
         {
             set_wait_states(lots);
             set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
             set_mouse(action, jumpy);
             set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
         }
        
         if (fast_gpu())
         {
             setitonfire(dx12);
         }
    
         if (lotofmemory()) 
         {  
            //achtung: red alert!
            /* allocateforfutureuse(200mb); */
             allocateforfutureuse(2gb);
    
         }
     
         /* printf("Welcome to Windows Vista"); */
         /* printf("Welcome to Windows 7"); */
         printf("Welcome to Windows 8");
     
         if (system_ok())
             crashex(aero3denalbed());
         else;
         /*    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); */
    
     
         while(something)
         {
             allocate_random_memory();
             sleep(5);
             get_user_input();
             sleep(5);
             display_uac_prompt();
             act_on_user_input();
             sleep(5);
         }
         draw_3d_bsod();
         die();
    }

    Запостил: wwwww, 03 Мая 2011

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