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    <?php

	switch(1==1) {
	
		case true;
		
			// ...
		
		break;
		
		case false;
			
			// ...
			
		break;
	
	}

?>

    Аналог конструкции if-else...

    killro0000, 18 Июня 2012

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  2. Куча / Говнокод #-11225

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    striker, 18 Июня 2012

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  3. PHP / Говнокод #11224

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    $needDied = $this->battle_data['type'] == 104 ? true : false;

    AndryG, 18 Июня 2012

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  4. SQL / Говнокод #11177

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    SELECT count(*) as cnt FROM cms_books AS b  	
	JOIN (SELECT DISTINCT r.book_id FROM cms_book2cat AS r
	JOIN (SELECT 40 AS category_id 
		UNION SELECT 105 AS category_id UNION SELECT 212 AS category_id UNION SELECT 404 AS category_id UNION SELECT 1 AS category_id UNION SELECT 2 AS category_id UNION SELECT 3 AS category_id UNION SELECT 5 AS category_id UNION SELECT 62 AS category_id UNION SELECT 60 AS category_id UNION SELECT 59 AS category_id UNION SELECT 58 AS category_id UNION SELECT 55 AS category_id UNION SELECT 54 AS category_id UNION SELECT 51 AS category_id UNION SELECT 50 AS category_id UNION SELECT 49 AS category_id UNION SELECT 71 AS category_id UNION SELECT 72 AS category_id UNION SELECT 78 AS category_id UNION SELECT 85 AS category_id UNION SELECT 86 AS category_id UNION SELECT 90 AS category_id UNION SELECT 91 AS category_id UNION SELECT 92 AS category_id UNION SELECT 94 AS category_id UNION SELECT 96 AS category_id UNION SELECT 101 AS category_id UNION SELECT 156 AS category_id UNION SELECT 157 AS category_id UNION SELECT 222 AS category_id UNION SELECT 226 AS category_id UNION SELECT 398 AS category_id UNION SELECT 406 AS category_id UNION SELECT 407 AS category_id UNION SELECT 416 AS category_id UNION SELECT 417 AS category_id UNION SELECT 890 AS category_id UNION SELECT 106 AS category_id UNION SELECT 108 AS category_id UNION SELECT 111 AS category_id UNION SELECT 115 AS category_id UNION SELECT 152 AS category_id UNION SELECT 121 AS category_id UNION SELECT 125 AS category_id UNION SELECT 159 AS category_id UNION SELECT 195 AS category_id UNION SELECT 257 AS category_id UNION SELECT 262 AS category_id UNION SELECT 302 AS category_id UNION SELECT 306 AS category_id UNION SELECT 397 AS category_id UNION SELECT 401 AS category_id UNION SELECT 402 AS category_id UNION SELECT 403 AS category_id UNION SELECT 413 AS category_id UNION SELECT 414 AS category_id UNION SELECT 213 AS category_id UNION SELECT 214 AS category_id UNION SELECT 215 AS category_id UNION SELECT 216 AS category_id UNION SELECT 217 AS category_id UNION SELECT 4 AS category_id UNION SELECT 477 AS category_id UNION SELECT 45 AS category_id UNION SELECT 10 AS category_id UNION SELECT 9 AS category_id UNION SELECT 11 AS category_id UNION SELECT 65 AS category_id UNION SELECT 64 AS category_id UNION SELECT 63 AS category_id UNION SELECT 61 AS category_id UNION SELECT 57 AS category_id UNION SELECT 56 AS category_id UNION SELECT 53 AS category_id UNION SELECT 52 AS category_id UNION SELECT 48 AS category_id UNION SELECT 47 AS category_id UNION SELECT 46 AS category_id UNION SELECT 43 AS category_id UNION SELECT 44 AS category_id UNION SELECT 66 AS category_id UNION SELECT 67 AS category_id UNION SELECT 68 AS category_id UNION SELECT 69 AS category_id UNION SELECT 70 AS category_id UNION SELECT 73 AS category_id UNION SELECT 74 AS category_id UNION SELECT 75 AS category_id UNION SELECT 76 AS category_id UNION SELECT 77 AS category_id UNION SELECT 79 AS category_id UNION SELECT 80 AS category_id UNION SELECT 81 AS category_id UNION SELECT 82 AS category_id UNION SELECT 83 AS category_id UNION SELECT 84 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	AS c ON (c.category_id=r.category_id)) AS br ON (b.book_id=br.book_id)
WHERE 1

    половину пришлось отрезать - форма не пускала. Общая длина запроса - более 12k
    задача - выбрать кол-во книг из текущей категории и всех вложенных

    IntenT, 18 Июня 2012

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  5. PHP / Говнокод #11016

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    <ul class="menu">
  <li class="leaf first">
    <a href="http://example.com/app1?operator=<!--{cke_protected}
      <?php echo($user->profile_crm_name); ?>
      -->" target="_blank">Заявка №1</a>
  </li>
  <li class="leaf">
    <a href="http://example.com/app2?operator=<!--{cke_protected}
      <?php echo($user->profile_crm_name); ?>
      -->" target="_blank">Заявка №2</a>
  </li>
  <!-- ... еще десяток ... -->
</ul>

    Drupal, приложение для колл-центра, пользовательский блок со списком ссылок. {cke_protected} - защита от WYSIWYG-редактора.

    Спасибо, что хоть без SQL

    scriptin, 17 Июня 2012

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  6. C# / Говнокод #11013

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    private static BigInteger result = 0;
        static BigInteger F1 = 1;
        static BigInteger F2 = 1;
        static BigInteger provv;
        static BigInteger provv2;

        static void Main(string[] args)
        {
            for (BigInteger number = 3; result == 0; number++)
            {
                provv2 = F2;
                F2 = F2 + F1;
                F1 = provv2; ;
                if (HasProperty(F2.ToString()))
                    result = number;
            }
        }

        private static bool HasProperty(string number)
        {
            if (number.Length < 9)
                return false;
            if (IsPandigital(number.Substring(0, 9)))
                if (IsPandigital(number.Substring(number.Length - 9, 9)))
                    return true;
            return false;
        }

        private static bool IsPandigital(string result)
        {
            int repetitions;
            for (int count = 0; count < 9; count++)
            {
                repetitions = 0;
                for (int count2 = 0; count2 < 9; count2++)
                {
                    if (result.ElementAt(count).ToString() == "0")
                        return false;
                    if (result.ElementAt(count).ToString() == result.ElementAt(count2).ToString())
                    {
                        repetitions++;
                        if (repetitions == 2)
                            return false;
                    }
                }
            }
            return true;
        }

    http://projecteuler.net/problem=104
    http://projecteuler.net/thread=104;page=6


    >brute force approach,solved aproximately in 24 hours
    >solved aproximately in 24 hours
    >24 hours
    >24
    >hours

    Терпеливый, сука!

    TheHamstertamer, 17 Июня 2012

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  7. C# / Говнокод #10999

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    [ExposeProperty]
public bool Exhausted {
	get {
		if (this.State > FatigueConsts.globalNormalRange)
			return true;
		else
			return false;
	}
	set {
		if (this.State > FatigueConsts.globalNormalRange)
			Exhausted = true;
		else
			Exhausted = false;
	}
}

    И потом полчаса сидел, понимал, почему Юнити зависает, когда я пытаюсь открыть инспектор с этим объектом ) Потом поставил в сеттер return;, ибо для костыля [ExposeProperty] требуются и геттер, и сеттер.

    sulnedinfind, 17 Июня 2012

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  8. Си / Говнокод #10987

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    ...
    ASSERT( sizeof(L"SystemPartition") <= sizeof(nameBuffer) );
/* Китайский код? Или по другому нельзя было запихнуть строку в ентот массив? */
    nameBuffer[0]  = L'S';
    nameBuffer[1]  = L'y';
    nameBuffer[2]  = L's';
    nameBuffer[3]  = L't';
    nameBuffer[4]  = L'e';
    nameBuffer[5]  = L'm';
    nameBuffer[6]  = L'P';
    nameBuffer[7]  = L'a';
    nameBuffer[8]  = L'r';
    nameBuffer[9]  = L't';
    nameBuffer[10] = L'i';
    nameBuffer[11] = L't';
    nameBuffer[12] = L'i';
    nameBuffer[13] = L'o';
    nameBuffer[14] = L'n';
    nameBuffer[15] = L'\0';

    nameString.MaximumLength = sizeof(L"SystemPartition");
    nameString.Length        = sizeof(L"SystemPartition") - sizeof(WCHAR);



    status = NtSetValueKey(setupHandle,
                            &nameString,
                            TITLE_INDEX_VALUE,
                            REG_SZ,
                            volumeNameString.Buffer,
                            volumeNameString.Length + sizeof(WCHAR)
                           );
...

    В Мелкософт китайцев пригласили?

    Кусок кода ядра Шindoшs ИТ
    файл ioinit.c, строка 3312

    Destinat1on, 16 Июня 2012

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  9. PHP / Говнокод #10986

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    <?php

define(STATIC_SALT, "herz_salt");

function generateRandChar()
{
  $chars = 'abdefhiknrstyzABDEFGHKNQRSTYZ23456789';
  
  $numChars = strlen($chars);
  
  $string = '';
  
  for ($i = 0; $i < rand(1, 7); $i++) 
  {
      $string .= substr($chars, rand(1, $numChars) - 1, 1);
  }
  
  return $string;
}

$time = microtime(true) / 10000;

$str = $time - floor($time);

$str = (string)$str;

$str = preg_replace('/0./', '', $str);

$deleteNum = strlen($str);

if($deleteNum  <= 5)
{
    $str = substr($str, rand(0, 4));
}
elseif($deleteNum > 5 && $deleteNum  <= 10)
{
    $str = substr($str, rand(5, 9));
}
else $str = substr($str, rand(7, 9));

if(strlen($str) == 0)
{
    $str = rand(0, 15000);
}

sleep(5);

$str = sha1(md5($str . STATIC_SALT . microtime(true))) . generateRandChar();

echo $str;

?>

    паранойя в действии :)

    Archont12, 16 Июня 2012

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  10. Куча / Говнокод #10984

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    function rechargePubSession(age,sexe)
{
  var url_pub_ban = "publicite_banniere";
  var url_pub_sky = "publicite_skyscrapper";
  var ext;
 
  if (age >0)
  {
  if (age < 18)
    ext="_A";
  else if (age < 33)
    ext="_G";
  else if (age >= 33)
    ext="_E";
    
  if (ext!="")
  {
    if (sexe == "F")
       ext+="_F";
    else if (sexe == "M")
       ext+="_M";
 
    if (sexe=="M" || sexe=="F")
    {
    url_pub_ban += ext;
    url_pub_sky += ext;
    }
  }
  }
 
  url_pub_ban+=".html";
  url_pub_sky+=".html";
  frame_pub_banniere.document.location= url_pub_ban;
  frame_pub_droite.document.location=url_pub_sky;
}

    http://ru.akinator.com

    dos_, 16 Июня 2012

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