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C++ / Говнокод #16797

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for (j=0;j<3;j++) {
			tmp += member[i].V[2][j] * member[i].V[0][j];}
		if (tmp > LENGTH_EPS) {
			if ( node[member[i].n0].u_fix.y == 0 ) { //if node #1 is not fixed
				if ( node[member[i].n0].teta_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #3 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+1,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0] +3,	6*EJz/member[i].L*tmp				);} //k(1,3)
				if ( node[member[i].n1].teta_fix.x == 0 ) {	//if node #9 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+1,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1] +3,	6*EJz/member[i].L*tmp				);} //k(1,9)
			}
			if ( node[member[i].n0].u_fix.z == 0 ) { //if node #2 is not fixed
				if ( node[member[i].n0].u_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #0 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+2,  FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0],		12*EJy/pow(member[i].L,2)*tmp 	);} //k(2,0)
				if ( node[member[i].n1].u_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #6 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+2,  FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1],		-12*EJy/pow(member[i].L,2)*tmp 	);} //k(2,6)
			}
			if ( node[member[i].n0].teta_fix.y == 0 ) { //if node #4 is not fixed
				if ( node[member[i].n0].u_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #0 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+4,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0],		-6*EJy/member[i].L*tmp 			);} //k(4,0)
				if ( node[member[i].n1].u_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #6 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+4,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1],		6*EJy/member[i].L*tmp 			);} //k(4,6)
			}
			if ( node[member[i].n0].teta_fix.z == 0 ) { //if node #5 is not fixed
				if ( node[member[i].n0].teta_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #3 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+5,  FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0] +3,	4*EJz*tmp				);} //k(5,3)
				if ( node[member[i].n1].teta_fix.x == 0 ) {	//if node #9 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+5,  FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1] +3,  2*EJz/member[i].L*tmp 	);} //k(5,9)
			}
			if ( node[member[i].n1].u_fix.y == 0) { //if node #7 is not fixed
				if ( node[member[i].n0].teta_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #3 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+1,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0] +3,	-6*EJz/member[i].L*tmp 			);} //k(7,3)
				if ( node[member[i].n1].teta_fix.x == 0 ) {	//if node #9 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+1,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1] +3,	-6*EJz/member[i].L*tmp 			);} //k(7,9)
			}
			if ( node[member[i].n1].u_fix.z == 0 ) { //if node #8 is not fixed
				if ( node[member[i].n0].u_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #0 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+2,  FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0],		-12*EJy/pow(member[i].L,2)*tmp 	);} //k(8,0)
				if ( node[member[i].n1].u_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #6 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+2,  FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1],		12*EJy/pow(member[i].L,2)*tmp 	);} //k(8,6)
			}
			if ( node[member[i].n1].teta_fix.y == 0 ) { //if node #10 is not fixed
				if ( node[member[i].n0].u_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #0 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+4,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0],		-6*EJy/member[i].L*tmp			);} //k(10,0)
				if ( node[member[i].n1].u_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #6 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+4,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1],		6*EJy/member[i].L*tmp 			);} //k(10,6)
			}
			if ( node[member[i].n1].teta_fix.z == 0 ) {	//if node #11 is not fixed
				if ( node[member[i].n0].teta_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #3 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+5,  FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0] +3,	2*EJz*tmp 				);} //k(11,3)
				if ( node[member[i].n1].teta_fix.x == 0 ) {	//if node #9 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+5,  FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1] +3,	4*EJz*tmp 				);} //k(11,9)
			}
		}		
		
		//SUM(Lzi * Lyi),   i=x0,y0,z0
		tmp = 0;
		for (j=0;j<3;j++) {
			tmp += member[i].V[2][j] * member[i].V[1][j];}
		if (tmp > LENGTH_EPS) {
			if ( node[member[i].n0].u_fix.y == 0 ) { //if node #1 is not fixed
				if ( node[member[i].n0].teta_fix.y == 0 ) { //if node #4 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+1,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0] +4,	6*EJz/member[i].L*tmp			); //k(1,4)
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+4,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0] +1,	-6*EJy/member[i].L*tmp 			); //k(4,1)
				}
				if ( node[member[i].n1].teta_fix.y == 0 ) { //if node #10 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+1,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1] +4,	6*EJz/member[i].L*tmp			); //k(1,10)
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+4,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0] +1,	-6*EJy/member[i].L*tmp			); //k(10,1)
				}
			}
			if ( node[member[i].n1].u_fix.y == 0) { //if node #7 is not fixed
				if ( node[member[i].n0].teta_fix.y == 0 ) { //if node #4 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+4,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1] +1,	6*EJy/member[i].L*tmp 			); //k(4,7)
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+1,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0] +4,	-6*EJz/member[i].L*tmp 			); //k(7,4)
				}
				if ( node[member[i].n1].teta_fix.y == 0 ) { //if node #10 is not fixed
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+1,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1] +4,	-6*EJz/member[i].L*tmp 			); //k(7,10)
					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+4,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1] +1,	6*EJy/member[i].L*tmp 			); //k(10,7)
				}
			}

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FadeToBlack, 04 Октября 2014

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C++ / Говнокод #16769

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class C3D
{
public:
  //C3D()  {}  // Constructor
  //~C3D()  {}  // Destructor

  void(*init)(float R, float A, float B, float Rmin, float Rmax, float Bmin, float Bmax);  // Initialize work with 3D standard camera
  void(*setCamera)(int iType);  // Set type of camera
  void(*setPosition)(float x, float y, float z);  // Set position
  void(*setRender3D)();
  UINT(*addMesh)(LPCWSTR sMesh);  // Add Mesh
  void(*renderMesh)(UINT idMesh, float x, float y, float z);
  void(*renderMeshSubset)(UINT idMesh, UINT idSubset, float x, float y, float z);
  void(*renderMeshSubsetRotateX)(UINT idMesh, UINT idSubset, float x, float y, float z, float a);
// простыня указателей на функции урезана

  void setHModule(HMODULE hLib)
  {
    m_hLib = hLib;

    (FARPROC &)init = GetProcAddress(m_hLib, "init3D");  // Initialize work with 3D standard camera
    (FARPROC &)setCamera = GetProcAddress(m_hLib, "setCamera");  // Set type of camera
    (FARPROC &)setPosition = GetProcAddress(m_hLib, "setPosition");  // Set position
    (FARPROC &)setRender3D = GetProcAddress(m_hLib, "setRender3D");
    (FARPROC &)addMesh = GetProcAddress(m_hLib, "addMesh");  // Add Mesh
    (FARPROC &)renderMesh = GetProcAddress(m_hLib, "renderMesh");
    (FARPROC &)renderMeshSubset = GetProcAddress(m_hLib, "renderMeshSubset");
    (FARPROC &)renderMeshSubsetRotateX = GetProcAddress(m_hLib, "renderMeshSubsetRotateX");
// простыня GetProcAddress урезана
  }

protected:
  HMODULE  m_hLib;  // NetWars.dll
};

Некий SDK для MMO-игр за авторством одного известного разработчика.

bazhenovc, 25 Сентября 2014

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C++ / Говнокод #16709

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void NestMathematica::DATABS(){
  int ks1 = 0;
  int ns1=0;
  int ns=0;
  ia=-1;
  ia=ia+1;
  b[ia]=-ak[0];
  ia=ia+1;
  b[ia]=alfa;
  mud=1;
  mld=1;
  if(ks!=1){
    ia=ia+1;
    b[ia]=0.;
    ks1=ks-1;
    for(int i=0; i<ks1; i++){
      ns1=ns;
      ns=ns+1;
      if(ns!=1){
        ia=ia+1;
        b[ia]=0.;
      }
      ia=ia+1;
      b[ia]=ak[ns1];
      ia=ia+1;
      b[ia]=0.;
      ia=ia+1;
      b[ia]=-ak[ns];
      ia=ia+1;
      b[ia]=0.;
      ia=ia+1;
      b[ia]=h[ns1];
      ia=ia+1;
      b[ia]=1.;
      ia=ia+1;
      b[ia]=0.;
      ia=ia+1;
      b[ia]=-1.;
      if(ns!=ks){
        ia=ia+1;
        b[ia]=0.;
      }
    }
    mud=2;
    mld=2;
    ia=ia+1;
    b[ia]=0.;
  }	//10
  if(beta<0){
    ia=ia+1;
    b[ia]=h[ks-1];
    ia=ia+1;
    b[ia]=1.;
  }else{
    ia=ia+1;
    b[ia]=ak[ks]+beta*h[ks];
    ia=ia+1;
    b[ia]=beta;
  }
  return;
}

Программист на фортране может программировать на любом языке... как на фортране.

Abbath, 16 Сентября 2014

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C++ / Говнокод #16556

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#include "TrayIcon.h"

// ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

TrayIcon::TrayIcon(QObject* parent) : QSystemTrayIcon(parent),
                                      INTERVAL(1000),
                                      WIDTH_ICON(30), HEIGHT_ICON(30)
{
    currentDate = QDate(0, 0, 0);

    defaultIcon = QPixmap(WIDTH_ICON, HEIGHT_ICON);
    defaultIcon.fill(Qt::black);

    reminderIcon = QPixmap(WIDTH_ICON, HEIGHT_ICON);
    reminderIcon.fill(Qt::yellow);

    thousandthDayIcon = QPixmap(WIDTH_ICON, HEIGHT_ICON);
    thousandthDayIcon.fill(Qt::green);

    dialogBoxIsActive = false;

    readSettings();

    wasReminder = false;
    wasCongratulation = false;
    wasSetNewDate = false;

    slotUpdateDate();

    QMenu* contextMenu = new QMenu;

    contextMenu->addAction("Set date of birth...",
                                             this, SLOT(slotSetDateOfBirth()));

    QAction* autorunAction = contextMenu->addAction("Autorun",
                                             this, SLOT(slotSetAutorun(bool)));
    autorunAction->setCheckable(true);
    autorunAction->setChecked(autorun);

    contextMenu->addSeparator();

    contextMenu->addAction("About...", this, SLOT(slotAboutMyProgram()));

    contextMenu->addSeparator();

    contextMenu->addAction("Quit", qApp, SLOT(quit()));

    setContextMenu(contextMenu);

    QTimer* timer = new QTimer(this);
    connect(timer, SIGNAL(timeout()), SLOT(slotUpdateDate()));
    timer->start(500);
}

// ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

void TrayIcon::slotUpdateDate()
{
    if((currentDate != QDate::currentDate()) || wasSetNewDate)
    {
        currentDate = QDate::currentDate();

        daysToThousandthDay
                       = INTERVAL - dateOfBirth.daysTo(currentDate) % INTERVAL;

        wasCongratulation = false;
        wasReminder = false;
        wasSetNewDate = false;

        if((daysToThousandthDay != INTERVAL) && (daysToThousandthDay != 1))
        {
            setIcon(QIcon(defaultIcon));
            setToolTip("Until next thousandth day in " +
                             QString().number(daysToThousandthDay) + " days.");
        }
        else
        {
            if(daysToThousandthDay == 1)
            {
                if(!wasReminder)
                    reminderBeforeDay();
            }
            else
            {
                if(!wasCongratulation)
                    congratulation();
            }
        }
    }
}

Описание конструктора и одного из методов класса иконки в системном трее из программы, которая должна оповещать пользователя о каждом тысячном дне его жизни. Написано на Qt.

Полная версия:

main: http://pastebin.com/DEKiMWdb

хедер класса иконки трея: http://pastebin.com/rN9NwBPB
.cpp класса иконки трея: http://pastebin.com/uuyf5uxX

хедер класса окна ввода даты рождения: http://pastebin.com/bmfAbFwg
.cpp класса окна ввода даты рождения: http://pastebin.com/3R8BaPFC

darkKnight, 18 Августа 2014

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C++ / Говнокод #16522

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bool Processor::check_holes(int x, int y){
    int scale = 1000000;
    if((x > (die_size-mem_size)/2*scale && x < (die_size-mem_size)*scale) && (y > (die_size-mem_size)/2*scale && y < (die_size-mem_size)*scale)){
        return false;
    }
    if((x > (die_size-mem_size)*scale) && (y > (die_size-mem_size)/2*scale && y < (die_size-mem_size)*scale)){
        if(((int)(x - (die_size-mem_size)*scale) % 400) > 340 && ((int)(y - (die_size-mem_size)/2*scale) % 400) > 340){
            if((x - (die_size-mem_size)*scale) < 2400){
                return true;
            }
        }
    }
    if((x < (die_size-mem_size)/2*scale) && (y > (die_size-mem_size)/2*scale && y < (die_size-mem_size)*scale)){
        if(((int)((die_size-mem_size)/2*scale - x) % 400) > 340 && ((int)(y - (die_size-mem_size)/2*scale) % 400) > 340){
            if(((die_size-mem_size)/2*scale - x) < 2400){
                return true;
            }
        }
    }
    if((y > (die_size-mem_size)*scale) && (x > (die_size-mem_size)/2*scale && x < (die_size-mem_size)*scale)){
        if(((int)(y - (die_size-mem_size)*scale) % 400) > 340 && ((int)(x - (die_size-mem_size)/2*scale) % 400) > 340){
            if((y - (die_size-mem_size)*scale) < 2400){
                return true;
            }   
        }
    }
    if((y < (die_size-mem_size)/2*scale) && (x > (die_size-mem_size)/2*scale && x < (die_size-mem_size)*scale)){
        if(((int)((die_size-mem_size)/2*scale - y) % 400) > 340 && ((int)(x - (die_size-mem_size)/2*scale) % 400) > 340){
            if(((die_size-mem_size)/2*scale - y) < 2400){
                return true;
            }
        }
    }
    return false;
}

Проверяем дырки

Abbath, 13 Августа 2014

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C++ / Говнокод #16473

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struct ShaderBuilder
{
	Shader ToShader() const;

	ShaderParts::VertexDataSrc VertexDataSource;
	ShaderParts::Transform Transformation;
	ShaderParts::LightControl LightControl;
	ShaderParts::ColorSrc DiffuseSource;
	ShaderParts::EmissionSrc EmissionSource;
	ShaderParts::SpecularSrc SpecularSource;
	ShaderParts::HeightSrc HeightSource;
	ShaderParts::NormalSrc NormalSource;
	ShaderParts::Parallax Parallax;
	ShaderParts::LightModel LightModel;

	...
};

#define with(x) for(auto &_=(x), *firstIter=&_; firstIter; firstIter=nullptr)

...

using namespace ShaderParts;
ShaderBuilder floorShaderBuilder;
with(floorShaderBuilder)
{
	_.Transformation=Transform::Default();
	_.LightControl=ShaderParts::LightControl::DefaultLighting({ {DirectionalLight::Type, 1} });
	_.DiffuseSource=ColorSrc::FromTexture();
	_.SpecularSource=SpecularSrc::FromConstants("0.25", "16.0");
	_.HeightSource=HeightSrc::FromHeightMap();
	_.NormalSource=NormalSrc::FromNormalMap("rg");
	_.Parallax=Parallax::SimpleParallax();
	_.LightModel=LightModel::Phong();
}
floorSh=floorShaderBuilder.ToShader();

Вот такой оператор with на C++.

gammaker, 04 Августа 2014

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C++ / Говнокод #15681

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#include <string>

std::string SearchPushString(char StartVkPage[])
{
	char push[] = {'p','o', 's', 't'};
	char http[] = {'h','t', 't', 'p'};
	unsigned int* ipush = (unsigned int*)push;
	unsigned long j = 0;
	do
	{
		char* p = &StartVkPage[j];
		unsigned int* nextFourSymbol = (unsigned int*)p;
		if(nextFourSymbol[0]==ipush[0])
		{
			if(*p=='p')
				ipush = (unsigned int*)http;
			else
			{
				char* postString = new char[650];
				memset(postString,0,650);
				short int u = 0;
				do
				{
					postString[u] = p[u];
				}
				while(p[++u]!='"'&&u!=650);
				std::string url(postString);
				delete [] postString;
				return url;
			}
		}		
	}
	while(StartVkPage[j++]);
	return std::string("error");
}

Я все никак не выучу регулярных выражений, ИЧСХ - обхожусь.

Psionic, 06 Апреля 2014

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C++ / Говнокод #14778

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for(int loshdka_skachi = 0; loshadka_skachi < pyati_raz; loshadka_skachi += prig_skok){

оттуда
конардо посвящается

LispGovno, 21 Февраля 2014

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PHP / Говнокод #12458

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for($i=0;$i<count($data_cor);$i++)
  {
    if(($data_cor[$i]['status'] == 1) && (($data_cor[$i]['number_packet'] == "9999998") || ($data_cor[$i]['number_packet'] == $iNumber)))
    { $_MY_LOG_counter_2 ++;
      foreach($data_cor[$i] as $key=>$value)
        $data_cor[$i][$key] = str_replace(";","",str_replace("\n","",str_replace("\r\n","",$value)));

      $d .= "\$Заявка\r\n";
      $d .= $data_cor[$i]['guid'].             ";".$data_cor[$i]['number_1c'].     ";".$data_cor[$i]['date_request'].      ";".$data_cor[$i]['number_request'].";"
            .$data_cor[$i]['contractor'].      ";".$data_cor[$i]['contractor_doc'].";".$data_cor[$i]['general_request_id'].";".$data_cor[$i]['date_dispatch'].";"
            .$data_cor[$i]['type_dispatch'].   ";".$data_cor[$i]['g_contactor_id'].";".$data_cor[$i]['address'].           ";"
            .$data_cor[$i]['station_name'].    ";".$data_cor[$i]['station_code'].  ";".$data_cor[$i]['status'].            ";"
            .$data_cor[$i]['transport_id'].    ";".$data_cor[$i]['contact_person'].";".$data_cor[$i]['phone_number'].      ";"
            .$data_cor[$i]['station_guid'].    ";".$data_cor[$i]['guid_cont_4'].   ";".$data_cor[$i]['transport_type'].    ";"
            .$data_cor[$i]['trailer'].         ";".$data_cor[$i]['driver'].        ";".$data_cor[$i]['driver_reserve'].    ";"
			.$data_cor[$i]['address_delivery'].";".$data_cor[$i]['comment'];


			$d .= "\r\n";
          
      if(count($data_cor['products']>0))
      {
        $d .= "#Товары\r\n";
        foreach($data_cor[$i]['products'] as $p)
          $d .= $p['guid'].";".$p['ob'].";".$p['get'].";".$p['doc_guid']."\r\n";
        
        $d .= "#Состояния\r\n";
        foreach($data_cor[$i]['statuses'] as $s)
          $d .= $s['status'].";".$s['date'].";".$s['user'].";".$s['type'].";".$s['guid']."\r\n";
      }
    }
  }

CSV заказывали?
Ах да, выгружаться могут разные данные, поэтому рядом лежат еще 4 говнофункции, отличающихся от этой только ключами массива.

clauclauclau, 22 Января 2013

Комментарии (3)

Говнокод: по колено в коде.