1. PHP / Говнокод #14283

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    $actions = new BlogsActions;
    return $actions::model();

    платили бы им за строчки кода...

    CRRaD, 26 Декабря 2013

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  2. PHP / Говнокод #14282

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    public static function translite($string) {
            $rus=array(
                "A","B","C","D","e","F","G","H","I",
                "J","K","L","M","N","O","P","Q","R",
                "S","T","U","V","W","X","Y","Z",
                "ё","й","ю","ь","ч","щ","ц","у","к",
                "е","н","г","ш","з","х","ъ","ф","ы","в",
                "а","п","р","о","л","д","ж","э","я","с",
                "м","и","т","б","Ё","Й","Ю","Ч","Ь",
                "Щ","Ц","У","К","Е","Н","Г","Ш","З",
                "Х","Ъ","Ф","Ы","В","А","П","Р","О",
                "Л","Д","Ж","Э","Я","С","М","И","Т","Б",
                "-"," ","–","?",'"',",",".","«","»","'","!",
                "/","\\",":",";","<",">","(",")","[","]",
                "{","}","@","#","№","$","%","^","&","*",
                "~");
            $eng = array(
                "a","b","c","d","e","f","g","h","i",
                "j","k","l","m","n","o","p","q","r",
                "s","t","u","v","w","x","y","z",
                "yo","iy","yu","","ch","sh","c","u","k",
                "e","n","g","sh","z","h","","f","y","v",
                "a","p","r","o","l","d","j","е","ya","s",
                "m","i","t","b","yo","iy","yu","ch","",
                "sh","c","u","k","e","n","g","sh","z",
                "h","","f","y","v","a","p","r","o",
                "l","d","j","e","ya","s","m","i","t","b",
                "_","_","_","","","","","","","","",
                "","","","","","","","","","",
                "","","","","","","","","","",
                "");
            $string = str_replace($rus, $eng,  $string);
            if(!empty($string)) {
                return $string;
            }
            else return("");
        }

    Как соответсвует название функции той неведомой херне, которую она делает я так и не понял.
    Столько травы у меня нет.

    Homess, 26 Декабря 2013

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  3. PHP / Говнокод #14281

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    {if $smarty.foreach.categories.iteration == 2 || $smarty.foreach.categories.iteration == 4 || $smarty.foreach.categories.iteration == 6 || $smarty.foreach.categories.iteration == 8 || $smarty.foreach.categories.iteration == 10 || $smarty.foreach.categories.iteration == 12  || $smarty.foreach.categories.iteration == 14  || $smarty.foreach.categories.iteration == 16}
          <div class="clear"></div>
    {/if}

    Smarty

    uadeveloper, 26 Декабря 2013

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  4. PHP / Говнокод #14280

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    if((int)$this->tmpl['detailwindow'] == 4 || (int)$this->tmpl['detailwindow'] == 5 || (int)$this->tmpl['detailwindow'] == 7) {
      } else { 
       echo '<td align="center">' . str_replace("%onclickclose%", $this->tmpl['detailwindowclose'], $this->item->closebutton). '</td>';
      }

    Какая глубина мысли!
    Интересно, а чтобы ОНО написало в С++?

    virtual_cia, 26 Декабря 2013

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  5. C# / Говнокод #14279

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    const bool ShowOkIfAllIsCool = true;
    
    book OK()
    {
        return ShowOkIfAllIsCool;
    }
    
    bool GetFileExists(string filePath)
    {
         return File.Exists(filePath);
    }
    
    int GetLengthFileName(string filePath)
    {
        return filePath.Lenght;
    }
    
    int SetMaxValue(int maxValue)
    {
        _OPENWINDOWSAFTERINITIALIZATION = maxValue;
    }

    Программированием занимаюсь много лет, а так и не могу понять, для чего создавать подобные методы в 1 строку и константы заглавными буквами огромной длины? Их люди пишут или это автоматически созданный код какой-то прогой? В чужих программах такое часто можно встретить.

    sbs, 25 Декабря 2013

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  6. C# / Говнокод #14278

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    string fileName = Path.GetFileName(f);
    string fileExt = Path.GetExtension(f);
    string i=fileName.IndexOf(fileExt);
    if (i > -1) fileName = fileName.Remove(i, fileExt.Length);

    Получение имени файла

    sbs, 25 Декабря 2013

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  7. JavaScript / Говнокод #14277

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    function currSnowCalcPrice(type, square, height){
                var price = false;
                switch (type) {
                  //скатная крыша
                  case 1:
                    switch (true) {
                      case square < 125:
                        price = 'min';
                      break      
                     //0 - 20см 
                      case height < 20:
                            switch (true) {                          
                              case square < 500:
                                    price = 39;
                                break
                              case square < 1000:
                                    price = 34;
                                break
                              case square < 2000:
                                    price = 32;
                                break                            
                              default:
                                price = 0;
                            }
                        break
                      //20 - 30 см  
                      case height < 30:
                            switch (true) {
                              case square < 500:
                                    price = 44;
                                break                        
                              default:
                                price = 39;
                            }
                        break
                      default:
                        price = 0;
                    }
                    break
                  case 2:
                    switch (true) {
                      case square < 250:
                        price = 'min';
                      break                     
                      //0 - 14см   
                      case height < 14:
                            switch (true) {
                              case square < 500:
                                    price = 21.5;
                                break  
                              case square < 4500:
                                    price = 19.5;
                                break  
                              case square < 9500:
                                    price = 17.5;
                                break  
                              case square < 15000:
                                    price = 15.5;
                                break                          
                              default:
                                price = 0;
                            }
                        break
                      //14 - 30 см  
                      case height < 30:
                            switch (true) {
                              case square < 500:
                                    price = 23.5;
                                break  
                              case square < 4500:
                                    price = 21.5;
                                break  
                              case square < 9500:
                                    price = 19.5;
                                break  
                              case square < 15000:
                                    price = 17.5;
                                break                          
                              default:
                                price = 0;
                            }
                        break
                      default:
                        price = 0;
                    }
                    break
                  default:
                    price = false;
                }
                return price;
            }

    Функция возвращает цену за уборку одного метра квадратного поверхности. Есть минимальное количество когда будет возвращено значение min. false или 0 в случае не существующего типа поверхности или значений площади или глубины вне загаданного диапазона.

    AlexP, 25 Декабря 2013

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  8. C++ / Говнокод #14276

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    boost::unordered::unordered_set<const WindowName> _windowNameSet;
    //...
    return (std::find(_windowNameSet.begin(),_windowNameSet.end(), Name) != _windowNameSet.end());

    laMer007, 25 Декабря 2013

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  9. Куча / Говнокод #14275

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    Func = fun(X, Y) -> if X > Y -> true; true -> false end end,
    ...

    Из одного из видеоуроков по Erlang.
    Удивлюсь, как можно было даже в этом языке сделать boolshit...

    tirinox, 25 Декабря 2013

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  10. Куча / Говнокод #14274

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    <ul>
      <li data-stage="details"><span>1. Details</span></li>
      <li data-stage="adscreate"><span>2. Creatives</span></li>
      <li data-stage="targets"><span>3. Targeting</span></li>
      <li data-stage="pricing_scheduling" style="width:245px;"><span>4. Pricing &amp; Scheduling</span></li>
      <li data-stage="preview"><span>5. Preview</span></li>
    </ul>

    Ul over Ol!

    wvxvw, 25 Декабря 2013

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